Girlfriend 101

[aziraphale60]

1. Constantly touch her in public. You need to show everyone that she is your property

Comments

[wow_thats_hott]

reason number 5 why you DONT have a gf =D

[aziraphale60]

nah if i did that i would have the girlfriend. chicks don't like guys with respect.

[wow_thats_hott]

wtf!?!!?!? since when....

[aziraphale60]

i've never known anyone that has proven otherwise, and if you say you have, i'll call you a fucking liar.

[wow_thats_hott]

u think dannt treats me like shyte

[aziraphale60]

being disrespectful and treating someone like shit are not the same thing.

we were on the subject of #5, remember? i was referring to the fact that most guys who get anywhere are a lot more forceful than i am. i like to make sure everything is ok, and most people just don't give a shit.

[wow_thats_hott]

wtf it took danny how many year to ask me out lmao... talk about making sure veyrhtings alright... lol or just being pussy

[aziraphale60]

that's different. most relationships don't start like that, and you wanted to jump on his dick long before that, anyway.

i recall other relationships starting out spontaneously, people making out the day or day after they met...

[wow_thats_hott]

roflmao HEY!!!! lol ou watch ur self!!! lol
J/K BUT I GET YOU .. :(

[aziraphale60]

well, it's fairly obvious i'm right, but thanks for pointing it out :)

really?

[phantom_god]

i recall other relationships starting out spontaneously, people making out the day or day after they met...

I dont think i know anyone that falls under that description >_>

Re: really?

[aziraphale60]

yeah, ok.

slut.