Here is today's #happything from my alma mater (the University, though neither of the individual colleges):
Ducklings born in Corpus Christi College, Cambridge - the wrong side of a busy road from the river - escorted across to St Catz, by college porters who stop the traffic and open the gates for them, so their mother can lead them to the Cam.
This has been going on for over a decade now - after my time, but it makes the news every year and while this article gets a few things wrong (Cambridge colleges have courts, it's Oxford ones that have quads) the pics are lovely!