Corneroffandom Chronicle's WRESTLEMANIA 26 post!
Ugh, I'm late, today has blown. I hope the suckitude ends soon so I can enjoy this stupid chat. Fingers crossed, yeah? Here we go. And I'll be linking to this entry from a few places, so this is NOT Friend's only! Anyone can see!
Corey showed a picture of the Wrestlemania stadium so I got my first comment early:
[Comment From Dah:]
nice, thanks for the pic, Corey
[Comment From Guest: ]
Cant wait 4 tha Tombstone,Spear And mr mcmachman 2 get his butt kicked
lol who?
Corey Clayton: We'll have some news on our opening match shortly ... one that will be held before the show begins on PPV ... and we'll have coverage of it here on the Live Chat exclusively.
If it's the tag match, I swear to God... This is why I didn't order Wrestlemania! *fangirl tantrum*
[Comment From steve: ] 16-2
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE STEVE
[Comment From Eudris Cabrera ] Hello people !!!. why wrestlemania is not broadcasting from tv networks (like the superbowl, baseball/ basketball star game does) to around the world instead of only pay per view ?
Someone doesn't get the point of pay per view. And WWE's greed.
[Comment From $$$$JOSE$$$$: ] legacy is going to handicape orton
Hopefully it's a pretty cape.
93% of people in here think Bret Hart will beat Vince.
Corey Clayton: Let' s CHECK THE TWEETS!!!
I swear he took that from Craig Ferguson.
So there's going to be a Battle Royal before the ppv broadcast begins, with 26 guys in it. They are:
The Battle Royal participants: Mark Henry, Primo, Vladimir Kozlov, Chris Masters, Yoshi Tatsu, Santino Marella, The Great Khali, Finlay, Shad, JTG, Goldust, Slam Master J, Jimmy Wang Yang, Kung Fu Naki, William Regal, Carlito, Chavo, Zack Ryder, Luke Gallows, David Hart Smith, Tyson Kidd, Vance Archer, Mike Knox, Caylen Croft, Trent Baretta and Tyler Reks
[Comment From antdogggg: ]
so what are we talking to actual people right now??
No we're all programed bots.
[Comment From tiredbeast tiredbeast: ]
Edge wins after hitting jericho with a slim jim
Alright I lol'd.
[Comment From edge edge: ] i see we all got some confedence in me thanks please cheer me on
Riiiiiiight.
[Comment From Sashundera : ] CENA WILL WIN CENA RLZZ
Ughhh.
[Comment From see the kite: ] Cena will bow down to the Master Broke neck Cena!
What.
[Comment From Kristen Nuttbrock: ] Batista is going to put Cena on the shelf for good. He did it once before, he will do it again
Why is everyone failing at logic tonight?
The 26 man battle royal begins.
The Fink: And I can honestly say that there has been NO sighting of Santina Marella here today! :)
Haha.
[Comment From zebax jericho orton: ] hi everybody i'm no speak english i'm colombian
[Comment From Showstopper2010 : ] than how are u speakin english now?
lol
Corey Clayton: Cryme Tyme and Mark Henry are being very aggrevssive right now .... Shad just threw out JTG....
Oh dear. Yoshi won.
TEN MINUTES TO START TIME. EEEE.
[Comment From Brayan : ]
FaNS HAVE BEEN REPORTING PARACHUTES FROM THE STADIUM...LOOKS LIKE THERE A SPECIAL ENTRANCE FOR A SPECIAL SOMONE
Oh. Ok.
[Comment From Axel : ]
why it's not orton vs. kofi ?
Where do I begin.
Mania starts and the first match is R Truth and John Morrison vs Big Show and the Miz for the Unified Tag Titles.
[Comment From jordan : ]
i lik showmizs chances but i hope they lose
WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE'S LOGIC TONIGHT?
ShowMiz retain.
Now, Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase Jr vs Cody Rhodes in a triple threat match.
[Comment From Enigma: ] DREAM STREET FOR ROADS!!!!!
Roads... lol
[Comment From big time nerd: ] nooooooooooo i wanted morrsion tew win
... This guy is a failure to all nerds. Tew? Seriously? Wtf.
[Comment From iamchar: ]
legacy is going to dubble team orton
I happened to find my dictionary earlier under some crap while looking for Ipod's charger... I think these people need it more though.
[Comment From mxh: ] for some reason i wouldnt mind randy goes to smackdown
NO DAMMIT NO
[Comment From chrislfc: ]
ted will do the dirty on cody to win
Mmm kinky.
Orton wins.
Money in the Bank time-- Kofi Kingston vs MVP vs Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger vs Shelton Benjamin vs Matt Hardy vs Dolph Ziggler vs Drew McIntyre vs Kane vs Christian.
[Comment From tony the tigher: ]
Kill switch of the ladder thats how christan will win
That is NOT how you win, rofl.
[Comment From brittany : ]
i hate mcintrye so much that i somehings dont remember his name
What.
[Comment From Opnd: ] Wrestlemania Is Live Right? I Love It When wwe Does Live Shows
...Ok.
Corey Clayton: Kofi is using two sides of a broken latter as stilts!!! McIntyre knocks him down!!
NOT YOU TOO COREY D:
Jack Swagger wins Money in the Bank. Thanks for the wake up call, WWE, I'm back to being glad I didn't order.
HHH vs Sheamus.
[Comment From mando_mty: ] My son, 4 years old, saids that sheamus WINS..
Oh. Ok.
[Comment From OrlandoCG954 : ] & I also hope CM Punk loses tonight also to BIG Rey-Rey
LOL BIG Rey-Rey? For serious?
[Comment From Evin Rosado: ] will hhh win we dont know
Thanks for answering your own question.
Ugh I just realized Jack Swagger's gonna be in the chat shortly. Eww.
[Comment From Jason Williams Jr.: ] 18-1 HBK all the way
Still makes no sense, guys.
[Comment From Hunter : ]
go triple h sheanus must shoked
Further proof one should not wrestle and type at once.
HHH wins.
[Comment From Guest : ] blair right HBK is the streak stopper tonight not the shoe stopper
At first I thought that said the shoe shopper... lol
CM Punk vs Rey Mysterio
[Comment From ItsAllAboutTheGame: ] les go RAY!
Who?
[Comment From wwe-edge-fan wwe-edge-fan: ]
WILL REY LOOSE ?
Loose what?
Rey wins. Ffffffff. Glad I didn't blow 55 bucks on this.
[Comment From WweFanStation : ] YES MY BROTHER WINS GO REY MYSTERIO!
Oh.
Bret Hart vs Vince McMahon.
Fink asks who everyone was most excited to see put in the Hall of Fame and...
[Comment From speeeaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!]
stew hart
Ack. First tew, now stew. Must be something in the Universe's water.
I'm just gonna paste Corey's explanation of what happened. Too silly.
Corey Clayton:
Mr. Mcmahon: "Remember, Bret screwed Bret ... and Vince screwed Bret ... and YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY screwed BRET!!"
Corey Clayton:
Uh-oh ... it's ALL THE HART FAMILY!!! They are coming down with McMahon!!!
Corey Clayton:
It's now a Lumberjack match ... and all the Harts have been paid off to be McMahon's lumberjacks.
Corey Clayton:
The Hart Dynasty is down there too. Wow!!!
Corey Clayton:
The guest referee is Bruce Hart ... he's got a ref shirt on under his jacket!!
Corey Clayton:
Bruce isn't even taking off the sunglasses. Bret is furious. His family refuses to look him in the eye.
Corey Clayton:
Hart: "There's nothing better than a good double cross .... they all told me about this ahead of time. Tonight, your greatest creation of all, WrestleMania ... tonight Bret screwed Vince."
The Harts proceed to beat Vince down for awhile.
[Comment From hockeyman : ] how much will you bet mr. mcman will still win (put this on chat)
McMan, lol
Bret wins after using chairs on Vince's legs before throwing on the sharpshooter.
Corey Clayton: APRIL 3, 2011 ... WRESTLEMANIA COMES TO ATLANTA, Ga.!!!! Georgia Dome for WrestleMania XXVII!!!
Jackass. lol.
Chris Jericho vs Edge for the World title.
The Fink: Jericho:Black tights...Edge: Sharp red and sliver outfit
Sliver? Sounds sharp.
Jericho retains, Edge spears him into the bell table.
Ten woman tag match-- Michelle McCool, Maryse, Layla, Alicia Fox and Vickie Guerrero vs Beth, Eve, Mickie, Gail and Kelly. Vickie's team won.
Ok, moving on. David Batista vs John Cena for the WWE title.
Jack Swagger finally enters the chat and...
[Comment From put this in chat plz : ] y didnt u cash in on heavy title on y2j
lol Heavy title.
Ewww Cena won.
Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels, streak vs career.
Undertaker wins. Shawn is gone. *snick*
[Comment From Guest : ]
IS THAT WHAT U DO DEAD MAN I AM DEAD NOW ARE YOU HAPPY !!!>
To whomever may read this, I apologize profusely for losing interest towards the end of this recap, I was thrown headfirst into some sucktastic family drama and it ruined everything.
Corey showed a picture of the Wrestlemania stadium so I got my first comment early:
[Comment From Dah:]
nice, thanks for the pic, Corey
[Comment From Guest: ]
Cant wait 4 tha Tombstone,Spear And mr mcmachman 2 get his butt kicked
lol who?
Corey Clayton: We'll have some news on our opening match shortly ... one that will be held before the show begins on PPV ... and we'll have coverage of it here on the Live Chat exclusively.
If it's the tag match, I swear to God... This is why I didn't order Wrestlemania! *fangirl tantrum*
[Comment From steve: ] 16-2
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE STEVE
[Comment From Eudris Cabrera ] Hello people !!!. why wrestlemania is not broadcasting from tv networks (like the superbowl, baseball/ basketball star game does) to around the world instead of only pay per view ?
Someone doesn't get the point of pay per view. And WWE's greed.
[Comment From $$$$JOSE$$$$: ] legacy is going to handicape orton
Hopefully it's a pretty cape.
93% of people in here think Bret Hart will beat Vince.
Corey Clayton: Let' s CHECK THE TWEETS!!!
I swear he took that from Craig Ferguson.
So there's going to be a Battle Royal before the ppv broadcast begins, with 26 guys in it. They are:
The Battle Royal participants: Mark Henry, Primo, Vladimir Kozlov, Chris Masters, Yoshi Tatsu, Santino Marella, The Great Khali, Finlay, Shad, JTG, Goldust, Slam Master J, Jimmy Wang Yang, Kung Fu Naki, William Regal, Carlito, Chavo, Zack Ryder, Luke Gallows, David Hart Smith, Tyson Kidd, Vance Archer, Mike Knox, Caylen Croft, Trent Baretta and Tyler Reks
[Comment From antdogggg: ]
so what are we talking to actual people right now??
No we're all programed bots.
[Comment From tiredbeast tiredbeast: ]
Edge wins after hitting jericho with a slim jim
Alright I lol'd.
[Comment From edge edge: ] i see we all got some confedence in me thanks please cheer me on
Riiiiiiight.
[Comment From Sashundera : ] CENA WILL WIN CENA RLZZ
Ughhh.
[Comment From see the kite: ] Cena will bow down to the Master Broke neck Cena!
What.
[Comment From Kristen Nuttbrock: ] Batista is going to put Cena on the shelf for good. He did it once before, he will do it again
Why is everyone failing at logic tonight?
The 26 man battle royal begins.
The Fink: And I can honestly say that there has been NO sighting of Santina Marella here today! :)
Haha.
[Comment From zebax jericho orton: ] hi everybody i'm no speak english i'm colombian
[Comment From Showstopper2010 : ] than how are u speakin english now?
lol
Corey Clayton: Cryme Tyme and Mark Henry are being very aggrevssive right now .... Shad just threw out JTG....
Oh dear. Yoshi won.
TEN MINUTES TO START TIME. EEEE.
[Comment From Brayan : ]
FaNS HAVE BEEN REPORTING PARACHUTES FROM THE STADIUM...LOOKS LIKE THERE A SPECIAL ENTRANCE FOR A SPECIAL SOMONE
Oh. Ok.
[Comment From Axel : ]
why it's not orton vs. kofi ?
Where do I begin.
Mania starts and the first match is R Truth and John Morrison vs Big Show and the Miz for the Unified Tag Titles.
[Comment From jordan : ]
i lik showmizs chances but i hope they lose
WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE'S LOGIC TONIGHT?
ShowMiz retain.
Now, Randy Orton vs Ted DiBiase Jr vs Cody Rhodes in a triple threat match.
[Comment From Enigma: ] DREAM STREET FOR ROADS!!!!!
Roads... lol
[Comment From big time nerd: ] nooooooooooo i wanted morrsion tew win
... This guy is a failure to all nerds. Tew? Seriously? Wtf.
[Comment From iamchar: ]
legacy is going to dubble team orton
I happened to find my dictionary earlier under some crap while looking for Ipod's charger... I think these people need it more though.
[Comment From mxh: ] for some reason i wouldnt mind randy goes to smackdown
NO DAMMIT NO
[Comment From chrislfc: ]
ted will do the dirty on cody to win
Mmm kinky.
Orton wins.
Money in the Bank time-- Kofi Kingston vs MVP vs Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger vs Shelton Benjamin vs Matt Hardy vs Dolph Ziggler vs Drew McIntyre vs Kane vs Christian.
[Comment From tony the tigher: ]
Kill switch of the ladder thats how christan will win
That is NOT how you win, rofl.
[Comment From brittany : ]
i hate mcintrye so much that i somehings dont remember his name
What.
[Comment From Opnd: ] Wrestlemania Is Live Right? I Love It When wwe Does Live Shows
...Ok.
Corey Clayton: Kofi is using two sides of a broken latter as stilts!!! McIntyre knocks him down!!
NOT YOU TOO COREY D:
Jack Swagger wins Money in the Bank. Thanks for the wake up call, WWE, I'm back to being glad I didn't order.
HHH vs Sheamus.
[Comment From mando_mty: ] My son, 4 years old, saids that sheamus WINS..
Oh. Ok.
[Comment From OrlandoCG954 : ] & I also hope CM Punk loses tonight also to BIG Rey-Rey
LOL BIG Rey-Rey? For serious?
[Comment From Evin Rosado: ] will hhh win we dont know
Thanks for answering your own question.
Ugh I just realized Jack Swagger's gonna be in the chat shortly. Eww.
[Comment From Jason Williams Jr.: ] 18-1 HBK all the way
Still makes no sense, guys.
[Comment From Hunter : ]
go triple h sheanus must shoked
Further proof one should not wrestle and type at once.
HHH wins.
[Comment From Guest : ] blair right HBK is the streak stopper tonight not the shoe stopper
At first I thought that said the shoe shopper... lol
CM Punk vs Rey Mysterio
[Comment From ItsAllAboutTheGame: ] les go RAY!
Who?
[Comment From wwe-edge-fan wwe-edge-fan: ]
WILL REY LOOSE ?
Loose what?
Rey wins. Ffffffff. Glad I didn't blow 55 bucks on this.
[Comment From WweFanStation : ] YES MY BROTHER WINS GO REY MYSTERIO!
Oh.
Bret Hart vs Vince McMahon.
Fink asks who everyone was most excited to see put in the Hall of Fame and...
[Comment From speeeaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!]
stew hart
Ack. First tew, now stew. Must be something in the Universe's water.
I'm just gonna paste Corey's explanation of what happened. Too silly.
Corey Clayton:
Mr. Mcmahon: "Remember, Bret screwed Bret ... and Vince screwed Bret ... and YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY screwed BRET!!"
Corey Clayton:
Uh-oh ... it's ALL THE HART FAMILY!!! They are coming down with McMahon!!!
Corey Clayton:
It's now a Lumberjack match ... and all the Harts have been paid off to be McMahon's lumberjacks.
Corey Clayton:
The Hart Dynasty is down there too. Wow!!!
Corey Clayton:
The guest referee is Bruce Hart ... he's got a ref shirt on under his jacket!!
Corey Clayton:
Bruce isn't even taking off the sunglasses. Bret is furious. His family refuses to look him in the eye.
Corey Clayton:
Hart: "There's nothing better than a good double cross .... they all told me about this ahead of time. Tonight, your greatest creation of all, WrestleMania ... tonight Bret screwed Vince."
The Harts proceed to beat Vince down for awhile.
[Comment From hockeyman : ] how much will you bet mr. mcman will still win (put this on chat)
McMan, lol
Bret wins after using chairs on Vince's legs before throwing on the sharpshooter.
Corey Clayton: APRIL 3, 2011 ... WRESTLEMANIA COMES TO ATLANTA, Ga.!!!! Georgia Dome for WrestleMania XXVII!!!
Jackass. lol.
Chris Jericho vs Edge for the World title.
The Fink: Jericho:Black tights...Edge: Sharp red and sliver outfit
Sliver? Sounds sharp.
Jericho retains, Edge spears him into the bell table.
Ten woman tag match-- Michelle McCool, Maryse, Layla, Alicia Fox and Vickie Guerrero vs Beth, Eve, Mickie, Gail and Kelly. Vickie's team won.
Ok, moving on. David Batista vs John Cena for the WWE title.
Jack Swagger finally enters the chat and...
[Comment From put this in chat plz : ] y didnt u cash in on heavy title on y2j
lol Heavy title.
Ewww Cena won.
Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels, streak vs career.
Undertaker wins. Shawn is gone. *snick*
[Comment From Guest : ]
IS THAT WHAT U DO DEAD MAN I AM DEAD NOW ARE YOU HAPPY !!!>
To whomever may read this, I apologize profusely for losing interest towards the end of this recap, I was thrown headfirst into some sucktastic family drama and it ruined everything.