I was randomly looking around online. I think I started browsing for some bread bowl ideas. I grew out of attempting bread pretty quick. I really needed to do this earlier in the day. Anyway, I stumbled across an 'Alfredo' sauce recipe. It has a bajillion things in it - like cream cheese. Okay, bizarre. The reviews for it were 4 and 5 stars.
WHAT!?!
Excuse me, maybe I'm just a food snob - or maybe my taste buds have the taste that these people so clearly lack, but this recipe is so NOT alfredo sauce. I submit proof:
Allrecipes.com : Quick and Easy Alfredo Sauce. Have a gander if you will. 'The best alfredo sauce I've ever had!' Uhh, might that be because you're a lazy person who buys it in a jar in the store? Or perhaps you've only had alfredo sauce at Olive Garden. You must be FREAKING kidding me! I've made real alfredo sauce for the last 8...yeah, 8 years. It has cream, parmesan cheese, a little butter, and flavorings like parsley, garlic, salt, and pepper. That's IT! It takes about 10 minutes to make...okay, if I make my brother grate the cheese for me, whatever. The point is alfredo sauce is ALREADY quick and easy. What the fuck more do these people want!?! Maybe what they want is a sense of taste and that's why they're slathering over some stupid recipe that's full of junk. Hmm. Whatever.
I needed the rant. Stress is bad. Ranting helps. Still frustrated with finding good recipes because idiots have no taste and give high reviews to things like this one. >.