god, strike me down...
or i'll do it myself.
5 little girls spending the night.
running low on caffiene.
no morphene to be found anywhere in the house.
or knock out gas. or chloroform. or even a really big hammer.
suddenly, i'm reminded why i won't EVER have kids. not that it's really an issue, but now i'm making a concious effort. at least not girls. no offense, but my god. girls are impossible together. too much drama and too much glitter. blah. no kids for dahm.
or if i do have kids, they can't have annoying friends. whoever said 'gay' is another word for 'stupid' should be shot, and i'm not above bitch-slapping. not in the least.
this is gonna drive me to the sauce, i swear.
5 little girls spending the night.
running low on caffiene.
no morphene to be found anywhere in the house.
or knock out gas. or chloroform. or even a really big hammer.
suddenly, i'm reminded why i won't EVER have kids. not that it's really an issue, but now i'm making a concious effort. at least not girls. no offense, but my god. girls are impossible together. too much drama and too much glitter. blah. no kids for dahm.
or if i do have kids, they can't have annoying friends. whoever said 'gay' is another word for 'stupid' should be shot, and i'm not above bitch-slapping. not in the least.
this is gonna drive me to the sauce, i swear.