Crack News - SM Files Injunction in Yunho/Jaejoong Custody Case

[ayase123]

Title: Crack News - SM Files Injunction in Yunho/Jaejoong Custody Case
Pairing: YunJae, YooMin, YooSu, MinFood
Rating: R
Genre: total crack, no seriously, CRACK
Disclaimer: I don't own them, know them or intend any disrespect to DBSK.
Summary: Totally Fake Crack News (which is a super duper reliable source) has all the breaking news about the

Comments

[moon1084]

spot?

paper cut out penis on a stick in support of the lawsuit that said let oppa suck it.

OMGaaaaaaaawd i am LMFAO! ahahhaaa! woohoooo yunjae's penises belong to each other now. yunjae sex! yunjae sex! *chants*

[suju_shinki]

cut out penises for the win! =DD
marry christmas!!
<3

[ceris_mea]

i just read all these in one go and omg sun! totally lmao-worthy! chinese fans have super uber powers! ^_^

[enigmaxempress]

HONESTLY.
wonderful thing to wake up to on Christmas morning :D

[cloud776]

"SM appeared before the judge, claiming they owned the rights to Kim Jaejoong’s penis"->total WIN XDDDDD

sm is just toooo crazy