Me: Daemien, get me a raven.
Daemien: I already got you a bat. Oh! I didn't tell you. I got you a bat.
Me: Is it a live bat?
Daemien: You'll see.
Me: No, I've gotta know. Is it a fuzzy bat? A rubber bat? Ha, I know it's a rubber bat. Or... is it a BASEBALL BAT??? You realize I'd get really pissed if you gave me a baseball bat?
Daemien: Do you
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