Sometimes, my mother and I come up with the most random stuff in our telephone calls. Today? A general principle for effective tourism campaigns. Basically, it was inspired by a Chaser skit with alternatives to the "where the bloody hell are ya?" slogan, such as "fuck, Australia's fucking great, so where the fuck are you, motherfucker?" The ( Read more... )

This guy might just be my new favourite person. Go forth and have a laugh at some of the morons a taxi company's phone operator has to deal with - and the fantastic ways he responds to them. This in particular is gold.On a different note, you know you live in Melbourne when the AFL Grand Final is already being advertised on TV even though it's ( Read more... )

Some website ads you have to see to believe. This is one I saw on a forum I attend, and after reading it once, I felt compelled to read it again and then I burst out laughing.

( Take a look. Cut per request. )

khanada and I were talking on AIM earlier and sometimes I say things that astound me. Read on, dear lovers of humour.

Me: OK, I'm playing [Japan's] Suburban Berlin right now, and yeah, this is definitely heavy metal ... if you consider [U2's] Grace to be Norwegian death metal.
khanada: hahaha ( Read more... )

It is truly amazing what you can find buried in the depths of your hard drive. I was scavenging around earlier and found what I believe is the first satiric/humorous piece I ever wrote online, way back on a forum over two years ago. I present it to you now unedited and unchanged, flaws and all.

( Post Count - The TRUE Meaning Of Life. )

This really did amuse me ( Read more... )

( Axver's semester one report! )