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Heroic Act #2 - The Bank

Sep 21, 2011 08:52

[It is afternoon, and there is a an alien flopped out over a chair somewhere, looking particularly exhausted. He addresses the camera not with theatrics today, but with a sort of teeth-grinding irritation.]You know, I made some career choices in life very young. I thought being bad meant going into supervillainy. Thriving on chaos, leaving ruin in ( Read more... )

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[Video] Prepare to reap what you have sown in hanging up on His Handsomeness tattooed_jet September 21 2011, 19:27:56 UTC

Such....long-winded epiphanies you have.

[YAWN.]

[video] hvymetalheroics September 21 2011, 20:00:17 UTC

You're just jealous that I can produce fantastic dramatic speeches.

[video] tattooed_jet September 21 2011, 21:49:38 UTC

Oh, indeed. That must be it.

However, your entire oration has missed the entire point. This is not our system, but that of our captors'. It is a form of psychological torture, and as such...I see it was effective.

[video] hvymetalheroics September 21 2011, 22:29:52 UTC

Except that nearly every culture with a monetary system has one of these torturous devices in place trust me. If there's a bank, I've probably robbed one back in the day.

[So there. He's sure there are OTHER robot banks.]

[video] tattooed_jet September 26 2011, 19:17:29 UTC

Oh, trust me, we had no such tedious bureaucracy in my world.

[Paperwork kind of breaks down during war.]

It is one of the 'refinements' of so-called civilization that will not exist in my Cybertron.

[video] hvymetalheroics September 27 2011, 03:11:18 UTC

I'm sure everyone else will want to invest in the First National Mattress Bank if you're in charge, yes.

[Buuuuuuuuurn.]

[video] tattooed_jet September 27 2011, 03:15:57 UTC

[A glare, because he knows it's supposed to be an insult but, he has no idea what a mattress is.]

[Idly flicks out his chain gun.]

They will be certain that their money is safe.

[video] hvymetalheroics September 27 2011, 03:37:21 UTC

Safe from them ever getting it back, you mean.

[video] tattooed_jet September 27 2011, 03:39:06 UTC

[This is Starscream's pearl clutching gesture.]

And that is different from the bank here...how?

[video] hvymetalheroics September 27 2011, 03:42:44 UTC

They didn't point any guns at me, for starters.

[video] tattooed_jet September 27 2011, 03:44:38 UTC

[Picky, picky.]

Neither have I.

I'd argue that at least I am honest about it. You cannot be quite so naive as to believe that bank has no defenses?

[Or...can you?]

[video] hvymetalheroics September 27 2011, 04:07:28 UTC

I hope it has defenses! Otherwise, I'm gonna have to put it on my to-patrol list a lot higher up then it already is!

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