[Video] The Great and Powerful Trixie arrives!

[and_pony_trix]

[A video feed opens on a little pony, with blue coat, silvery mane, a single spiral horn upon her forehead. She is seated in a chair in what would be recognizable, to those who have visited, as the interior of Axiom Nexus Central Bank. Just behind her, a Tenktonese gentleman in a conservative suit bows. He can be heard explaining that video is not

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[wingedwoobie]

[...Primus. The pink one was odd enough a creature itself, and he has managed to ignore most of it's insanity, but the audacious claims this one is making are hard to brush off without a word.

Time for a bit of light patronizing to lighten his day.]

Such high accomplishments for a creature such as yourself.

[Audio?]

[and_pony_trix]

Yes, The Great and Powerful Trixie has many grand and illustrious accomplishment-

Does Trixie hear a hint of doubt? A creature...? Ah, does Trixie have a Cy-ber-tronian admirer?

[Video, Now]

[wingedwoobie]

Admirer isn't the word I'd use...

[His arms fold, unimpressed.]

Such as creating a 'Prime', am I correct?

[Video]

[and_pony_trix]

Ah, interesting...withers. [She means the canons, but she doesn't actually know terms for robot anatomy.]

The Prime? [Doing some quick thinking.] Of course! The Great and Powerful Trixie invented trans-form-ation! Trixie's Trans-form-er was named...Stagimus Prime. He could do that change thing, of course! He changed into...a wagon.

[Truthfully, she did have a wagon that re-configured into a performance stage.]

A most well-equipped and splendid wagon worthy of The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[Video]

[wingedwoobie]

[The jet gives her an odd look as he looks up the term, at which he glances to said 'withers'.]

...Those are called photon-canons.

Yes, of course- the speeds he must have achieved in that form should have been impressive.

[Hm, what else did he have to do today?]

[Video]

[and_pony_trix]

Pho-ton cannons? Do they launch some kind of fireworks? [That's the only use of cannons she can think of, and if something does make fireworks, it will be relevant to her interests.]

Speed? Of course The Great and Powerful Trixie created a wagon that travels at appropriate speed...and can handle a large variety of terrains.

[Video]

[wingedwoobie]

[Sure. Why not.]

I suppose you could say that.

Now is that so? And is 'The Great and Powerful Trixie' a title, or something you made up yourself?

[Video]

[and_pony_trix]

Oooh! Is there a shop where Trixie can get some of these pho-ton cannons?

Great and Powerful is a descriptive title; all good stage magicians have one, like Trixie. Trixie is the best magician in Equestria!

Do you not have other magicians here in Axiom Nexus? [If she's the only one, she's sure to draw large audiences!]

[Video]

[wingedwoobie]

Your best bet is Swindle Swindle Swindle in Zone 5. The Transtechs have several regulations in place against owning weapons without a license, however.

[Oh that's right, look for another job.]

...I see. What exactly is a magician?