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onetruesikorsky in axiomnexus

A Return to Normalcy at Last

Sep 07, 2010 19:18

[Here Nexus, have an entirely pissed off Malgian Decepticon Leader, glaring promised death and violence to all those that choose to glance at their communicator. If one looks closely enough they will see multiple dents, scrapes, and general wear and tear on his frame from a recent battle ( Read more... )

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[Locked] not_your_gun September 7 2010, 23:45:36 UTC

[Magnum is...cleaning up the Arena, nursing more than casual wounds himself as he resets the hidden explosives and covers them once more.]

...did you at least enjoy it?

[Locked] onetruesikorsky September 7 2010, 23:55:44 UTC

Hn.

[Despite his irritation, he snorts from his vents.]

I might have. I particularly enjoyed when you fell, if you wish me to be entirely truthful.

[Locked] not_your_gun September 8 2010, 00:13:40 UTC

[There is a growl on his end...punctuated by a wince as he notices another gear out of place brought on by his agitation.]

You do know I was not intending on infecting you, I hope.

[Granted, he'd told Starscream he could if he wanted to, but that wasn't the same as actually intending to...]

[Locked] onetruesikorsky September 8 2010, 00:17:07 UTC

[Another growl on his end in response.]

Intention or not, it is then a matter of competence. I wouldn't have expected my own namesake proving to be so careless.

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aircommanderp September 7 2010, 23:55:09 UTC

[Snort.]

onetruesikorsky September 7 2010, 23:57:09 UTC

You have something to say, Starscream?

aircommanderp September 8 2010, 01:14:29 UTC

[He produces a pink dolphin plush. THE dolphin. Observe as he holds a pulse cannon against it. It heats, and PEWPEWPEW. The dolphin is nothing but cinders. He does this all completely deadpan.]

onetruesikorsky September 8 2010, 01:24:38 UTC

[He sees your pink dolphin and raises you crappy quality polaroids of holding hands, happy Leaders, and blushing ex-Seconds. Optics remaining locked on the screen, equally deadpan, he lets them fall to the ground before fully impaling them on one sword. Had his fusion cannon been online right now they'd be disintegrated, but beggars can't be choosers.]

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[Voice] teh_koptur September 8 2010, 00:09:11 UTC

First recommendation, sir, is not letting anyone named Starscream get you alone. You know, to take off your weapon and stuff.

SIR.

[Oh, Copter's still pissed.]

[Voice] onetruesikorsky September 8 2010, 00:14:13 UTC

[....oh he heard that tone. He doesn't like it.]

And if you chose to activate the video function of your communicator, you would clearly see I am still entirely functional.

[Fusion cannon and all. He just... won't mention it isn't working at the moment. But that's Prime's fault, not Starscream's.]

Re: [Voice] teh_koptur September 8 2010, 00:21:43 UTC

[Blackout can't activate audio: he's at work hauling cargo.]

I take your word for your functionality, sir. Just as I took your word when you were...acting weird and stuff.

[Which was, of course, the problem.]

And you should have told me you were going to be at the arena, and stuff, sir. You or Starscream.

[Copter was left out of the loop. Not. Happy.]

[Voice] onetruesikorsky September 8 2010, 00:26:05 UTC

[You're excused, then.]

It was an unexpected and unpleasant surprise, Blackout. You know as well as I that I was not in my right mind.

[And he's giving you a chance to shape up that tone of yours, Decepticon Warlord's don't appreciate being spoken down to.]

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[Video - Locked] wingedwoobie September 8 2010, 00:23:13 UTC

You must remember, Sir, that the times of my employment are not consistent.

[..and if said job just 'happened' to need him at a convenient time, who was he to not take advantage?]

[Video - Locked] onetruesikorsky September 8 2010, 00:36:17 UTC

Inconsistent and convenient.

[Too convenient.]

[Video - Locked] wingedwoobie September 8 2010, 00:51:10 UTC

...in any case, I have the report ready, Sir.

[So totally not an obvious attempt to change subject. Really.]

[Video - Locked] onetruesikorsky September 8 2010, 00:54:11 UTC

[He stares hard at his Second for a moment or three.]

I thought you might.

[Oh, he's more than peeved, and it's very evident in his voice.]

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[Video] gditsideswipe September 8 2010, 01:13:55 UTC

Wow. I'm petrified. The tin can's mad.

Are you going to start crying next?

[Voice] onetruesikorsky September 8 2010, 01:53:31 UTC

Hardly. But I can show you precisely what I am capable of with you, Autobot.

[Unless you're afraid he'd dent your satellite dishes.]

[Voice] gditsideswipe September 8 2010, 02:00:42 UTC

How? By handing over your weapons? Because that's all you seem to be capable of.

[Voice] onetruesikorsky September 8 2010, 02:08:42 UTC

Think what you will, Autobot. Care to put some fight in your words? Or is the Arena too small for your resounding ego?

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