A Return to Normalcy at Last

[onetruesikorsky]

[Here Nexus, have an entirely pissed off Malgian Decepticon Leader, glaring promised death and violence to all those that choose to glance at their communicator. If one looks closely enough they will see multiple dents, scrapes, and general wear and tear on his frame from a recent battle

Comments

[aircommanderp]

[Snort.]

[onetruesikorsky]

You have something to say, Starscream?

[aircommanderp]

[He produces a pink dolphin plush. THE dolphin. Observe as he holds a pulse cannon against it. It heats, and PEWPEWPEW. The dolphin is nothing but cinders. He does this all completely deadpan.]

[onetruesikorsky]

[He sees your pink dolphin and raises you crappy quality polaroids of holding hands, happy Leaders, and blushing ex-Seconds. Optics remaining locked on the screen, equally deadpan, he lets them fall to the ground before fully impaling them on one sword. Had his fusion cannon been online right now they'd be disintegrated, but beggars can't be choosers.]

[aircommanderp]

Good.

[onetruesikorsky]

For once, we agree.

[aircommanderp]

Don't get used to it.

[onetruesikorsky]

Far from it.