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[not_your_gun]

Greetings.

Any still-effected Decepticons are welcome to obtain samples of counter-virus. I may be amenable to providing samples to other effected beings for a price--if they even wish to be cured.

Also, as you may have noticed, my project is finished. If there are any still interested in an...ah...expedited visa, please apply within

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[deceptivecon]

I will be sure to deliver.

And if they are not fixed by then, I will be taking it out of your plating.

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[not_your_gun]

It is just Bonecrusher, is it not?

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[deceptivecon]

To my knowledge. However, Starscream has been so quiet, I can only assume he is inverted as well.

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[not_your_gun]

[That gets a laugh out of him! Oh, Megatron-brand humor.]

Perhaps he's finally learned the proper awe of your presence, Megatron.

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[deceptivecon]

Doubtful. That would require some degree of respect that I think all Starscreams are significantly lacking.

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[not_your_gun]

Unless they were inverted.

Come to think of it, would you like some of this to bring with you?

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[deceptivecon]

Entertaining though it might be, I don't trust some of the idiots who follow me not to find some way to infect themselves. Bonecrusher being an excellent example.

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[not_your_gun]

[Shudder]

Agreed. Well. Do enjoy your last few days in the Nexus?

Be sure to make a nice mark for them to remember us by~

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[inursatellites]

[... Soundwave is mildly disappointed you don't want to launch a counter attack for this, Lord.]