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not_your_gun in axiomnexus

[[Apply Within--Not Locked.]]

Aug 30, 2010 21:28

Greetings.

Any still-effected Decepticons are welcome to obtain samples of counter-virus. I may be amenable to providing samples to other effected beings for a price--if they even wish to be cured.

Also, as you may have noticed, my project is finished. If there are any still interested in an...ah...expedited visa, please apply within ( Read more... )

transformers: idw | megatron

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[Locked] wingedwoobie August 31 2010, 01:41:03 UTC

[Growly growl]

What do you want for it?

[Locked] not_your_gun August 31 2010, 01:47:55 UTC

You're a Decepticon, aren't you?

So I'll give you the antidote for free.

Or did you mean something else?

[Locked] wingedwoobie August 31 2010, 01:52:14 UTC

Hn. I suppose I should rephrase my question. 'Who are you fighting?'

Also, I will be taking taking the antidote.

[Locked] not_your_gun August 31 2010, 01:57:51 UTC

The worthiest of opponents. [OH, he smirks.]

Two Optimus Primes.

[He peers.]

Ah, no. I will be delivering it. Which means I will need your address.

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[Locked] deceptivecon August 31 2010, 01:42:07 UTC

I will be sure to deliver.

And if they are not fixed by then, I will be taking it out of your plating.

[Locked] not_your_gun August 31 2010, 01:48:20 UTC

It is just Bonecrusher, is it not?

[Locked] deceptivecon August 31 2010, 01:56:47 UTC

To my knowledge. However, Starscream has been so quiet, I can only assume he is inverted as well.

[Locked] not_your_gun August 31 2010, 01:58:40 UTC

[That gets a laugh out of him! Oh, Megatron-brand humor.]

Perhaps he's finally learned the proper awe of your presence, Megatron.

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[Locked] namesnotprowl August 31 2010, 01:49:21 UTC

I'll be by t'get some of that counter-virus. Though I'm afraid I'll have to pass on any more experiments, right now.

[Locked] not_your_gun August 31 2010, 01:52:32 UTC

Bring some steak, when you come by. The Dog ate a pedestrian earlier, and he'll need something to wash it down with.

...

I would not use you for these experiments, Barricade.

[Locked] namesnotprowl August 31 2010, 02:03:53 UTC

Need to teach him to cut that out. Don't need the authorities getting all hinky about him. [In other words, he'll bring steak. And stern warnings for puppy.]

But other ones? [He notices your qualifying statements, and is slightly wary.]

[Locked] not_your_gun August 31 2010, 02:11:29 UTC

Ah, it has been fine. It keeps down the pests.

[And the screams amuse him.]

It is possible, yes. But only if the potential good to my Decepticons outweighed your use to me...

...which, admittedly, would have to be an extreme situation. You have many uses.

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[locked] greasemunkygal August 31 2010, 01:55:08 UTC

Only Decepticons?

[locked] not_your_gun August 31 2010, 02:00:26 UTC

[He peers at you for a few moments, and quietly just points to the sigil on his chest.]

It's a prejudice. What can I say.

[locked] greasemunkygal August 31 2010, 02:01:54 UTC

[You? You are frustrating. And not helping her crappy mood.]

Yeah. I know.

[locked] not_your_gun August 31 2010, 02:12:48 UTC

...I do have a cure, Mikaela.

I could even be convinced to part with it...

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brbhatingumoar August 31 2010, 01:58:30 UTC

MAGNUM! I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FULLY EXPRESS MY DEVOTION AND LOVE TO YOU! MY SPARK ACHES FOR YOU TO KNOW!

not_your_gun August 31 2010, 02:01:09 UTC

WONDERFUL.

EXCELLENT.

[...yelling like that is difficult. How Bonecrusher does it all the time, he will never know.]

COME TO THE HOLLOW WITH BARRICADE.

brbhatingumoar August 31 2010, 02:19:01 UTC

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA! NOW?

not_your_gun August 31 2010, 03:00:36 UTC

NOW IS ACCEPTABLE.

...

Bonecrusher, how come everything is opposite about you except for your voice?

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