[Video]

[all_three_wskrs]

[The background is familiar enough - the slightly run-down interior of Miguel's Zone Six apartment. There's music playing in the background and right there, in front of the camera, is a very amused ex-seaman.All this time, I've had to fear you guys stepping on me. And now, look at this. So many of you freaking out because you're suddenly human

Comments

[Video]

[governorkang]

It is somewhat amusing. I just wish it hadn't happened to me, as well.

[Video]

[all_three_wskrs]

...Have we met?

[Video]

[governorkang]

I don't think we have. Name's Kang.

[Video]

[all_three_wskrs]

Miguel Ortiz. "Kang" doesn't sound particularly... big, ugly, and metallic.

[Video]

[caelumtorqueo]

If you knew anything about cosmic retribution, squishy, you'd know that the slag you spew today you often have to eat in the future. When it's cold. And rancid. And covered in furry mold colonies.

[In the very likely chance you did NOT follow that!]

I'd be more humble, were I you. As...you know, not ALL of us got changed.

[holds up foot to camera, wiggles toes] Keep it up, Mullet.

[Can you tell he's feeling a bit defensive?]

[Video]

[all_three_wskrs]

[Aww. Did he hit a nerve?]

Y'know, I've got a feeling I'm not all that worried about you, overgrown toenails or not.

Re: [Video]

[caelumtorqueo]

[Hit a nerve? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe.]

Yeah? That 'feeling'?

It's called stupidity.

Goes nicely with your hubris.

[Video]

[all_three_wskrs]

[Smirk.]

Thanks, I tried to get a matched set.

[endless_avarice]

[Blinks at the camera]

You...?! But how is this possible? I ATE you!

[all_three_wskrs]

[...Oh this is just... he couldn't have paid for better.]

...I think I learned how to run a trace on these things. Wanna see my new gun?

[endless_avarice]

No! I want you to get back in my tanks where you're supposed to be!

[all_three_wskrs]

I think you're going to meet my new gun anyway. Muzzle-first.

[all_three_wskrs]

You've got the definition a little backward. It's when the fear makes you unreasonable, not that you're afraid of something unreasonable. People can have phobias of falling or drowning. Reasonable things to fear.

[all_three_wskrs]

Time will tell.

[all_three_wskrs]

Oh, hey there, Miss Potts. Yeah, I'm still human - thank God. ...Gods. All of them.

[all_three_wskrs]

Oh, so am I. So am I.

[Indulging in more than a little schadenfreude. Oh yes.]