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[all_three_wskrs]

[The background is familiar enough - the slightly run-down interior of Miguel's Zone Six apartment. There's music playing in the background and right there, in front of the camera, is a very amused ex-seaman.All this time, I've had to fear you guys stepping on me. And now, look at this. So many of you freaking out because you're suddenly human

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[endless_avarice]

[Blinks at the camera]

You...?! But how is this possible? I ATE you!

[all_three_wskrs]

[...Oh this is just... he couldn't have paid for better.]

...I think I learned how to run a trace on these things. Wanna see my new gun?

[endless_avarice]

No! I want you to get back in my tanks where you're supposed to be!

[all_three_wskrs]

I think you're going to meet my new gun anyway. Muzzle-first.

[endless_avarice]

[Hiss] Don't you dare threaten me human. As soon as I figure out how you escaped, I'm going to find a way to convert you to energon and DRINK YOU.

[all_three_wskrs]

You're a little human for that - and I'm the one trained for one-shot-one-kill.

[endless_avarice]

..... [He'd forgotten that little detail]

Stay away from me. I'm warning you!

[all_three_wskrs]

Or what? You'll scream like a little girl and pee yourself?

[endless_avarice]

Absolutely not! [What the frag does 'pee yourself' mean?]

I may be human, but that just means I'll have to get myself a weapon too. And THEN I'll kill you.

[all_three_wskrs]

After you somehow manage to find somebody military trained and skilled in urban camo? We'll see, mosquito-brain. We'll see.

[endless_avarice]

What? No! I'm going to kill you myself! I don't need camouflage or training to slag a stupid human!

[all_three_wskrs]

[Suddenly, mosquito-brain seems even more apt a descriptor.]

Then please.

Try.

[endless_avarice]

I will. After I find a weapon.

And this time I'll make sure you stay eaten.

[all_three_wskrs]

Mmhm.

[voice]

[l_want_a_pony]

You cant eat people-- they are hairy. You would get hair in your mouth--- AND THAT IS NOT FUN!