[Video]

[endless_avarice]

[Have a stupidly pleased looking human lying on his belly on top of a giant pile of things, propping his chin up with his hands

Comments

[Video]

[sound_loyal]

[ . . . ]

[He has no idea what to say to this.]

Re: [Video]

[endless_avarice]

Soundwave? How come you're not in another body? Have you seen my old one anywhere?

[Video]

[sound_loyal]

Circumstances of alteration: Unknown.

[ . . . ]

Negative.

Re: [Video]

[endless_avarice]

[Frown] I need you to locate it for me.

[ruinedurshot]

H-how can you be remotely pleased with this?!

[endless_avarice]

[Laugh] Have you ever eaten before? It's an amazing experience...

Who are you anyway?

[ruinedurshot]

Why would I want to eat human food?

[FRUSTRATION]

Starscream.

[endless_avarice]

Oh, it's delicious... so many different textures and flavors... I have to try them all! [Tries to purr but it comes out weird- apparently human chests do not rumble very well]

Which one? We have so many now...

[Video]

[caelumtorqueo]

So, first you're a pervy bug, then a tacky paintjob jet, and now this.

Fickle, fickle, fickle, Dirge.

And...you're impressed by having *toes*?

[Bayjet feet have adorable toes.]

Re: [Video]

[endless_avarice]

Yes, I am very good at collecting bodies. [smirk]

Is that what these are? What do they do? Do they come off?

Re: [Video]

[caelumtorqueo]

You are wealthy in bodies and experiences, Dirge. Truly you are.

[o_O]

Yes. Those are toes. I do not recommend--I very strongly do not recommend--that you try to remove them. Especially if your system is entirely organic.

They help stabilize you when you walk.

[Okay, enough Mr Welcome To Your Wonderful Body]

I hear they taste good. Maybe you could try licking them?

Re: [Video]

[endless_avarice]

[Proud] Of course I am.

Oh... Interesting. Although I was kind of hoping you could shoot them off- like a weapon or something?

[Ridiculous grin] Really? Hold on- [tries a few times to get his foot close enough to his mouth to lick] Nrrgh... doesn't really...reach.

[technoorganic]

[This is some kind of horrible joke.]

Ugh, you too?!

[endless_avarice]

Ooo, yours looks different than mine. [Peers at the screen]

Who's this?

[technoorganic]

[He must be kidding. Her voice, at least, sounds similar.]

Optimus Prime.

[endless_avarice]

[Snerk] Black Arachina. So kind of you to join me in being fleshy this time.

[action?]

[houndofmegatron]

[Scorponok is going to be in that pile.

Staring at you.]

Re: [action?]

[endless_avarice]

[Turns around]

....AH! [Tries to fly away but just ends up jumping and landing face first into another pile]

Wargh... Heeelp...

[action]

[houndofmegatron]

[That chittering as Scorponok excavates himself from the pile Dirge just evacuated is not laughter. No, seriously. Really. It's not!

It totally is.

He is going to be stalking you now, strange squishy~.]

Re: [action]

[endless_avarice]

[cringe] D-don't eat me~

[Oh, now that was ironic... Being eaten by a giant bug when formally he had been the giant bug doing the eating.]

[...Wait- giant bug?]

Scorponok? [Everything looked so different when you were this small]