[Shrugs] I wasn't aware one could use a tongue like that for anything other than eating. [Not that he's been online for very long. Starscream's memories are decidedly blank on the subject though as well]
I will admit, I was sort of fond of them as well... More is always better.
[It's odd to have this long of a civil conversation with one of the Tyran decepticons. Usually they kept to their own kind- by order of their Megatron.]
[Skywarp did xenographical research for his mission to earth. His basic reaction is: o_O ]
More IS always better. Except when it comes to like...incoming rounds and rear echelon commanders.
[Little mil-joke there, urf urf]
[Skywarp's been blissfully uninformed of any etiquette rules by his Tyran leadership. As usual, they have better things to do. He'll pencil in 'wall-to-wall counseling session' in his day planner for when they find out.]
[Oh dear. Well, Skywarp may be an idiot, but he's not a cowardly idiot.]
Megatron pounced on me right after Processing. It was...intimidating as frag charming. But he has better things to do than hold my widduw hands.
[Better things to do than give me a mission,too apparently. Skywarp, you worthless piece of slag. He measured you up, and right away could tell you were worthless.]
[Yeah he knows you're not a bug, but that's still one of his earliest and...alas to say...fondest memories of this place.]
[Gets the distinct feeling he is being Set Up. Then again. Could find out something useful this way.]
Yeah, well, don't think anyone's really enamored of Megatron's special brand of personal interaction. Well. Except maybe Starscream. [smirk]
[Knows better than to drop a nickname for Megatron. That's be a golden ticket to having his engines ripped off or some other unique form of 'attitude adjustment'.]
And yet most of them still cling stubbornly to his leadership. Maybe you're all just afraid.
[Grin] No matter what universe, it seems Starscreams will always be obsessed with Megatrons. [He should know- he was born partly out of that very obsession.]
Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something more satisfying?
Are you less perverted now?
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Oh, uh...my mistake. You know, must have misread the whole...you know...tongue thing.
[Eurgh. So few memories he'd created of this place and yet all so...disturbing.]
Kinda liked you with the bonus arms, really. Easier to grab more stuff that way.
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I will admit, I was sort of fond of them as well... More is always better.
[It's odd to have this long of a civil conversation with one of the Tyran decepticons. Usually they kept to their own kind- by order of their Megatron.]
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More IS always better. Except when it comes to like...incoming rounds and rear echelon commanders.
[Little mil-joke there, urf urf]
[Skywarp's been blissfully uninformed of any etiquette rules by his Tyran leadership. As usual, they have better things to do. He'll pencil in 'wall-to-wall counseling session' in his day planner for when they find out.]
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Have you made contact with your Megatron here, yet?
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Megatron pounced on me right after Processing. It was...intimidating as frag charming. But he has better things to do than hold my widduw hands.
[Better things to do than give me a mission,too apparently. Skywarp, you worthless piece of slag. He measured you up, and right away could tell you were worthless.]
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Exactly the same.
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[Best strategy? Rhetorical question.]
Do I LOOK afraid?!?!
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Not at the moment. [Peer] But it looks like Tankfeet isn't there right now, is he?
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[Gets the distinct feeling he is being Set Up. Then again. Could find out something useful this way.]
Yeah, well, don't think anyone's really enamored of Megatron's special brand of personal interaction. Well. Except maybe Starscream. [smirk]
[Knows better than to drop a nickname for Megatron. That's be a golden ticket to having his engines ripped off or some other unique form of 'attitude adjustment'.]
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[Grin] No matter what universe, it seems Starscreams will always be obsessed with Megatrons. [He should know- he was born partly out of that very obsession.]
Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something more satisfying?
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So, you're...NOT afraid of your Megatron?
[Dirge is either lying, or an idiot. Okay, third option: a lying idiot.]
[bats optics in his best 'stupid seeker' impression. Yeah. He's watched a lot of Starscream's highlight reels.]
More satisfying? Than a combat unit fighting for a just and deserving cause? Why, whatever could you mean?
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[Gee, somebody was sure keen on sarcasm, weren't they?]
Easily. How about a unit comprised of superior fliers fighting only for personal gain?
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