[Video] Bug-B-Gone!

May 24, 2010 13:29

[There is no warning before the comm clicks on, taken up mostly by Dirge's mouth ( Read more... )

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first_of_steel May 24 2010, 19:56:55 UTC
I had my communicator volume up too far. Thanks for the reminder to turn it down.

[If Roger's expression is sour, it's probably because of the distinctly bronze little creature on his shoulder; it just woke up now and is busy screeching and flapping its wings furiously as it tries to hold on.]

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/Jacks your thread--lemme know if this is not cool not_your_gun May 24 2010, 20:14:04 UTC
...Maxson.

What is that thing?

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Nah, it's groovy. first_of_steel May 24 2010, 20:16:20 UTC
Magnum. Good to see you again.

There was a classified ad a while ago offering eggs of a hexapodal endothermic species for adoption. I took one. Apparently they're called fire lizards. [He winces a little as the creature manages to steady itself by grabbing hold of his ear.] This one's only recently hatched.

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Woo! not_your_gun May 24 2010, 20:37:21 UTC
'Hatched.'

[He has to make a number of wild assumptions based on that unfamiliar terminology, but ends up with something pretty close to the truth.] Its just been brought online, then. And you chose to be its caretaker?

Primus, it must be microscopic...[Given how small it was compared to Roger, and how small Roger was compared to him...
Still, it is fascinating, in its own way.]

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Re: Woo! first_of_steel May 24 2010, 21:09:54 UTC
The species develops inside a shell laid by a female of its kind. When it reaches the right level of development it becomes active enough to break out of the shell. Apparently it bonds with whoever first feeds it- excuse me-

[It's awake. Therefore it's hungry. Lucky thing Roger anticipated this and has a bowl of something he's almost sure is sliced roast beef at hand.]

My apologies. They spend the first week or so sleeping and eating, from what I've been told. It'll make a better companion once it's older.

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not_your_gun May 24 2010, 23:46:09 UTC
Thank you for the information, Maxson. Are pets...popular...among your species?

[He's still observing, because this has not ceased to be interesting yet.]

Please forgive my inquiries, but...bonds?

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first_of_steel May 24 2010, 23:53:16 UTC
We've had them in one form or another since the dawn of human civilization. I had several when I was younger. My-

[He hasn't mentioned his son to anyone here. He's not about to break that streak just yet.]

Oh yes. Some kind of empathic bond- they told us about this first. The fire lizard feels what its bond-mate feels, emotionally and maybe some physically. And the bond-mate feels what the lizard feels. Even if he was in another room I'd know when he was awake or hungry.

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not_your_gun May 25 2010, 00:13:44 UTC
...that sounds very much like a Cybertronian bond. [He tries to keep the surprise out of his voice, but some ekes in anyhow.] I was not aware there was a way to duplicate that through organic means.

I wonder if they communicate the same to mechanoids...? [...now he's starting to wish he knew more about sciences. Its...not so important, though. He doesn't have to, if he can HIRE people to.]

Thankyou, Roger. I will not pester you further.

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first_of_steel May 25 2010, 00:21:44 UTC
I sent plans for the incubators necessary to keep their eggs warm enough to hatch to a couple of Cybertronian addresses. There's probably at least one or two Cybertronians out there who could tell you whether they made the same bond by now- the eggs in one clutch usually hatch at the same time, at least with Earth creatures.

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not_your_gun May 25 2010, 00:38:22 UTC
Would it be violating your ethics to give me a few names?

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first_of_steel May 25 2010, 00:44:52 UTC
Not that I can think of, but the only one I can remember off the top of my head was... I think his name was Optarus. I'd have to check my records to see who else.

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not_your_gun May 25 2010, 01:27:14 UTC
That is a...good...place to start. [Oh, he likes pestering Optimus...] Thank you again, Maxson.

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endless_avarice May 24 2010, 23:26:23 UTC
[Chuckle] I see you bought one of those eggs as well. Insistent little things, aren't they? [He likes that about them]

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first_of_steel May 24 2010, 23:41:12 UTC
I've noticed that. Even with this one only out of the shell for a day or so.

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endless_avarice May 24 2010, 23:48:40 UTC
It appears mine has also hatched. [He tilts his camera so that a tiny golden lizard is visible sleeping on a pile of soft things]

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first_of_steel May 24 2010, 23:53:51 UTC
Huh. Looks like you got one of the females. She'll be a good size when she grows up.

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