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[Video] Bug-B-Gone!

May 24, 2010 13:29

[There is no warning before the comm clicks on, taken up mostly by Dirge's mouth ( Read more... )

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not_your_gun May 24 2010, 18:48:53 UTC

Dirge!

...you're...looking well. [Well, this is good news. Especially seeing as he's just gotten HIS body back, too...
Punishy times can now begin--not that one'd know that from his voice. Mostly, he sounds surprised, and certainly a bit pleased. He'll have to thank the lady spider, also.]

How are you feeling?

endless_avarice May 24 2010, 23:25:07 UTC

[Smug] Aren't I? [Fans his wings]

Absolutely fantastic. I no longer have to battle a constant urge to consume.

not_your_gun May 24 2010, 23:50:04 UTC

Suddenly your normal cravings do not seem so pressing, hm?

But yes. I approve of your new...old...body.

definetly did not almost accidently type 'fatest' thing in the air endless_avarice May 25 2010, 00:00:46 UTC

[Pause] ...Strangely enough, yes.

[He hadn't thought about that. It wasn't like they were any different from before he became techno-organic. He must have been so much worse for them to appear lessened...]

How could you not? Once again, I am the fastest thing in the air.

Stay off those donuts, dude! not_your_gun May 25 2010, 00:35:02 UTC

Good. I have some work for you to do, after all. Its time you earn your paycheck.

Report to the common room--and...please, don't eat the humans. [Its...just a precaution. In case.]

Have you checked that lately? I've been hearing rumors of several new jets in town...

He's on a diet now endless_avarice May 25 2010, 00:44:37 UTC

Work? [He had been gone from the base for a long time now...]

[Frown] I have no desire to do so. [Which is relieving, frankly] I'll be there in a few kliks.

Yes... I have encountered three so far. Two of them claiming to be Starscream.

Do those wings make you look fat? not_your_gun May 25 2010, 01:24:15 UTC

You may like this work, actually. It involves getting to assert your superiority, and reaping rewards.

[Its good for him to HEAR, really.] Excellent.

.....two? [He...suddenly realizes that he missed something.]

>:P Off to the terrarium threadie? endless_avarice May 25 2010, 01:39:00 UTC

I do enjoy both of those things. The second part, especially.

[Snerk] I see your intel has been slacking. One was one of those complicated looking bots, and the other... he looked like your kind.

For ACTIONS! not_your_gun May 25 2010, 01:50:30 UTC

I thought you might. Plus, I might find it in my spark to generate a paycheck for you.

[He smiles.]

Seeing as you just told me, Dirge, I think my intel is working fine.

WHEE endless_avarice May 25 2010, 01:57:38 UTC

[Engine purr] I love it when you're generous.

Yes, well...don't think that information was for free. [Dirge finds he may have inherited Starscream's tendency to talk when he should be quiet- how irritating.]

Re: WHEE not_your_gun May 25 2010, 02:02:42 UTC

I'm very generous--when you're successful. Remember this.

Which is why I'll be including that tidbit in said paycheck.

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