Very Uncool
As for the house dogs, We are no longer on speaking terms. They have recently become assholes.
It started with my radio. The one that was a birthday present from Melissa. They chewed off the power cord. I was severely pissed about that one. The cord was replaced. Eh.
But recently, Just a few days ago in fact, They ripped apart my shower puff. The green one that matches my green Recovery bodywash, Deoderant, Hair brush, Tooth brush and tooth paste (guess what my favorite color is). Very not cool. The next day it was the now missing lid from my snake peel body scrub (I never used it, But it was a Christmas present) and cough drop bag (still containing at least 20 drops which I need for my cold). That stuff can be forgiven (although its not easy).
Today I came home to find that the only other shower puff I have has also been destroyed by those little bastards. I dont get paid for two more days, And I dont know where any rags are. What the hell am I supposed to wash with? Motherfuckers.
What I dont get is Ive had that particular puff since at least June, And its been in the same place the whole time. They waited until now to go on a stupid fucking destructive rampage and tear up all my shit.
Assholes.
P.S. You may wonder what a manly man like myself is doing with a puff and bodywash instead of a rag and bar soap. Well it smells nice (with invigorating electrolytes) and if youve ever seen one in action, You know you cant deny the superior lathering ability of the puff. So :P.
It started with my radio. The one that was a birthday present from Melissa. They chewed off the power cord. I was severely pissed about that one. The cord was replaced. Eh.
But recently, Just a few days ago in fact, They ripped apart my shower puff. The green one that matches my green Recovery bodywash, Deoderant, Hair brush, Tooth brush and tooth paste (guess what my favorite color is). Very not cool. The next day it was the now missing lid from my snake peel body scrub (I never used it, But it was a Christmas present) and cough drop bag (still containing at least 20 drops which I need for my cold). That stuff can be forgiven (although its not easy).
Today I came home to find that the only other shower puff I have has also been destroyed by those little bastards. I dont get paid for two more days, And I dont know where any rags are. What the hell am I supposed to wash with? Motherfuckers.
What I dont get is Ive had that particular puff since at least June, And its been in the same place the whole time. They waited until now to go on a stupid fucking destructive rampage and tear up all my shit.
Assholes.
P.S. You may wonder what a manly man like myself is doing with a puff and bodywash instead of a rag and bar soap. Well it smells nice (with invigorating electrolytes) and if youve ever seen one in action, You know you cant deny the superior lathering ability of the puff. So :P.