Feb 02, 2009 01:48
Grievance #2 ---> "Edward is a stalker!"
First off, no he is not. Secondly, even if he was, don't even try to tell me you would complain. It is Edward Freakin' Cullen. Umm, yes please!
Uh, no please. Even if Justin Bartha or Viggo Mortensen in his cowboy hat plastered themselves to my window at night, I'd still spray them in the face with pepper spray and then call the cops.