"BATMAN FOREVER" (1995 ( Read more... )

"STAR TREK: GENERATIONS" (aka "Star Trek VII ( Read more... )

I watched "A Streetcar Named Desire" recently for the first time. It's not as funny as the Simpsons' 'Streetcar!' musical led me to believe.

Has anyone ever Rickrolled a memorial service? "He never gave me up. He never let me down. He never ran around or deserted me." I've asked my friends and loved ones to promise that they will do this at my funeral if I pre-decease them. Also, zombie jokes please. Other requests: please make sure that the buffet at the wake is a table full of various ( Read more... )

In Duckburg and indeed, the entire Duckverse, gold coins lack the density that they have in the otherwise 'normal' universe (our Earth) and therefore, a person (or, rather, a duck-person) can dive and swim through them.


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"Hey, Nolan Ryan is there."
"Isn't he dead?"
"Yes, they dug up his casket and put it in the chair and it's covered in worms and beetles." 

(No, seriously, I actually sent this email to internet celebrity Randall Munroe.)

Dear Mr. Munroe,

Let me preface the body of an email with a statement: I have enjoyed your comic for a couple of years now, ever since being introduced to it by my computer programming doctorate friend who will often explain to me the jokes that I do not immediately ( Read more... )

"VOLCANO" (1997 ( Read more... )

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I was looking at myself in my office's restroom mirror and realized that I have a giant head. I'm surprised my neck can support this thing. I should have to sleep in a special way, like the Elephant Man. I was walking through the forest the other day and these two people tried to put a saddle on me. I'd say more, but it's time for me to strap on a ( Read more... )