Final announcements:
OK, as usual, we will need the main hall cleared of all non-essential people while the tech grew dismantle their gear... Oh... What's that? You've done it *already*?!? Gosh, they're quick this crew. =:o}
OK then, feel free to arrange the chairs as you see fit, and as soon as you've got yourself stocked up with whatever you want to eat and drink... let the Cloud of Potentially Undead Virtual Kittens Filk commence!
If you need me, I'll be enjoying the surprisingly affordable real ale in the bar.
[EXITS MUTTERING TO SELF IN AMAZEMENT: "How on earth do they manage to match supermarket prices...?"
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[POPS BACK TO ADD:]
Oh, those of you staying at the hotel tonight may like to know that in order to minimise the inconvenience of travelling, we've arranged for your return home to occur automatically while you sleep. You may be briefly woken by a barely perceptible bump as the spatio-temporal translation occurs, but otherwise you will simply awake on Monday morning, miraculaously back in the smae bed your hotel one was modelled from.
PLEASE NOTE: Since the STT process is known to be foolproof (and our lawyers can prove it), neither the ConCom nor the hotel will accept any responsibility for anyone waking up in the wrong person's bed!
OK then, feel free to arrange the chairs as you see fit, and as soon as you've got yourself stocked up with whatever you want to eat and drink... let the Cloud of Potentially Undead Virtual Kittens Filk commence!
If you need me, I'll be enjoying the surprisingly affordable real ale in the bar.
[EXITS MUTTERING TO SELF IN AMAZEMENT: "How on earth do they manage to match supermarket prices...?"
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[POPS BACK TO ADD:]
Oh, those of you staying at the hotel tonight may like to know that in order to minimise the inconvenience of travelling, we've arranged for your return home to occur automatically while you sleep. You may be briefly woken by a barely perceptible bump as the spatio-temporal translation occurs, but otherwise you will simply awake on Monday morning, miraculaously back in the smae bed your hotel one was modelled from.
PLEASE NOTE: Since the STT process is known to be foolproof (and our lawyers can prove it), neither the ConCom nor the hotel will accept any responsibility for anyone waking up in the wrong person's bed!