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I slept at Jesses house last night and right now he is having a guitar lesson. His teacher is Paris Hilton - she's such a fucking awesome guitarist. She can play 'Foxxy Lady' with her nipple tassels! Now that's a talent! Jesse has a really funny dog and she's sitting here with me because she told me that she thinks Paris Hilton is a dirty slut and she couldn't believe they would have such a cuntface on a good show like the OC. Jesses dog loves me - it's some kind of animal instinct - all bitches love me.
School is over forever and it's so great and I have so much free time. In fact I have so much free time that I'm bored. Maybe I should join a cult or something - that would fill in some time. It would be greast if there was a cult that wasn't religious but instead did something I liked. Like maybe a Buffy cult or a chocolate cult or a sex cult. If anyone knows any good cults I'd love to hear about them!
Well I have to go now 'cause Paris Hilton is doing her nipple tassel rendition of classical gas and I don't want to miss it 'cause she's such a horny bitch and I think I might have a chance with her - you know what I'm saying. Hubba-hubba, purrrrrrrr, wolf-whistle, pelvic gyrations.
School is over forever and it's so great and I have so much free time. In fact I have so much free time that I'm bored. Maybe I should join a cult or something - that would fill in some time. It would be greast if there was a cult that wasn't religious but instead did something I liked. Like maybe a Buffy cult or a chocolate cult or a sex cult. If anyone knows any good cults I'd love to hear about them!
Well I have to go now 'cause Paris Hilton is doing her nipple tassel rendition of classical gas and I don't want to miss it 'cause she's such a horny bitch and I think I might have a chance with her - you know what I'm saying. Hubba-hubba, purrrrrrrr, wolf-whistle, pelvic gyrations.