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Last night was my formal and I was so goddamn sexy! Corey just couldn't keep his eyes offa me! I was a crazy dancing machine!!! Jesse was a shit dancer and he is so pathetic that he can't tie up a fucking bow. Instead of learning the "loop swoop and pull" technique, he was such a dumb arse kindergarterner that he has to use the "bunny ears" bow. Hope was there and she was looking mighty fine. Man, she is one hot, sexy bi-atch! We danced together and now I think things are back on between us, especially since the whole Dane thing didn't work out. It just isn't the same being with a man, and I'm glad she learnt that sooner rather than later. I was so sexy, I had a sexy afro going on. And Jesse looked like a sexy ganster. Corey was there too - and can that boy move! He sure knew how to shake that sexy arse!
Our Ancient History class got our photo taken and the lady was like a fucking photo-nazi. She especially didn't like me, probably she felt threatened by my sexual prescence. And the bitch put me in the back row. Anyway she's fucking dead now. After the formal I slit her fucking throat. Just don't tell anyone, it's a secret. That's why I'm writing it in my journal, where I write all my deepest secrets to be read by anyone who wants to read them.
I guess my last thought for this glorious morning is that I'm really really sexy, ya know?
Our Ancient History class got our photo taken and the lady was like a fucking photo-nazi. She especially didn't like me, probably she felt threatened by my sexual prescence. And the bitch put me in the back row. Anyway she's fucking dead now. After the formal I slit her fucking throat. Just don't tell anyone, it's a secret. That's why I'm writing it in my journal, where I write all my deepest secrets to be read by anyone who wants to read them.
I guess my last thought for this glorious morning is that I'm really really sexy, ya know?