This guy at my work said he'd give me $5 if I shocked my teeth with this little novelty pack of "shock gum" that shocks the crap out of you when you pull the fake gum stick out. I think this one was made totally wrong. I've had it for a couple of months and it knocks people down. I'm considering carrying it around as a weapon. Anyhow, it did hurt like crazy.
I am now famous because this is my world video debut. Oh, but I will remember all my little internet buddies, don't worry!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUgwnXD-SGI