Vengeance Legacy ;; Generation 2.3
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When we last left the Vengeance family, Seppia had popped out the last three kids to now have a grand total of six, Illythia finally passed on to the great beyond, and Lucretia proved herself to be a total BAMF by reaching perma plat during her teenage years. Admittedly, the last update was a little boring. But we'll just sail right past that fail and move on, yes? Yes.
We start this update with Seppia finally thinking less about her vagina and more about her children's education:
Seppia: Hi there, Mr. Headmaster of EPIC STUDENTS R US Academy; my children are perfect and deserve to be in your establishment. Come over and see for yourself?
Lucretia, eager to further her education, greets the Headmaster herself the moment he arrives.
Lucretia: Hi; I'm pretty much the most accomplished student you'll ever hope to have in your school. I've got more skills than Xena, however I'll admit that the chakram is not my forte.
The Headmaster: Oh, you are quite pretty too... aren't you, my dear?
Yeah, you're a creepy one.
I'm half afraid to ask why this was so easy.
Lucretia, however, is not afraid to jump to her own conclusions:
Lucretia: Look, wicked happy you're accepting myself and my siblings into your school, but you give me a kind of pedophile vibe so the second I see you looking at one of us wrong I'm gonna have my brother kick your ass, comprende?
Batiatus: How the hell did I get dragged into this?
Idk kid, but you best beef up in case you gotta throw down later.
Good boy.
Meanwhile, Gaia has her eye set on the boy next door: Cleve. He's such a well-mannered--
Gaia: Uh, Cleve? You're starting a bit too intently at my tits right now.
---Nevermind.
Not that it seems to matter to Gaia though; perv or not, she likes him!
Double birthday time! :D
Lucretia: Make a wish mom! *blows obnoxious party horn that no parent actually likes*
Seppia: You know what I'd like? If your cheepy male friend would gtfo of my house.
Warren: This material is so soft... *inappropriate touching of Batiatus*
Cleo: One step closer to dying? In this crazy house, I'm all for that plan. *blows out candles*
Elder swag.
Kea: Hey, you need a fake ID? I got a buttload sitting in the trunk of my car. Just §50... whatdya say, handsome?
Batiatus: Gee whiz, that sounds great! Do you like fishing? We could get a bottle of Jack Daniels and catch some trout; they're in season, you know!
...looks like he's on his own. Poor boy.
Lucretia: I'm an excellent cook; it's one of the most attractive things about me, outside of my brilliance of course.
Alec: I've always loved smart girls that can cook!
Derp face award.
...This is suspicious. Da fuq are you guys doing together? You're supposed to be with MY sims! -__-
At least while the teenagers are out trying to get laid, the kids are bonding.
I spoke too soon; they legit aged up like 10 minutes after. Crixus is quite the hottie! And Naevia clearly enjoys... pink, lol.
Oh, go start a shelter if you love pets so much.
You are so pretty, I can't even handle it. gdjkfbjdk
Deciding that she wasn't making nearly enough cash, Gaia decided to use the family funds to invest in a business. Clearly, this was not an easy decision for her to make. However, after much thinking, she decided that owning 1-2-3+ Gym would be perfect for a dancer like her!
NGL, don't know how the fuck to do this shit. Open for Buisness always perplexed me, but whatever xD LOOK, IT'S HER GYM :D
I know it's ugly. Give me time.
Naevia has one nice point. ONE. So this keeps happening.
Crixus: You can be such a cuntmonger sometimes, do you know that?
Kea & Batiatus: ♫ I've got you babe, I've got you babe... ♫
Wait, is that...?
Yup; it's the delinquent teen that sells fake IDs. Batatius, you should probably have better taste in women. But hey, I guess any girl is better than no girl, right? Right.
Meanwhile, at the Art Gallery...
Alec: My love! I have brought you here today to celebrate our slightly creepy adult/teen romance among the world's greatest pieces of art.
Alec: But you, my darling; are the most beautiful piece of art of all time. Be my wife?
Lucretia: *LE GASP!* HOLY SHIZ MONKEY! Is this real life? Of course I will! HGFDJKBDS
They had a lovely private wedding at the Lost In Love Hedge Maze ^_^
Lucretia: So, mom? I might be a little bit, uh, married.
Seppia: Oh well of course you are, dear! That's the proper thing to do when teenage sluts get knocked up. I'm sure that Alex fellow will make a wonderful father.
Lucretia: Alec, mom. And I'm not knocked up!
Lucretia: You know what? You're insane, and I'm moving out. Peace out, BITCHES!
Batiatus: Wait a minute... if Lucretia can get married and move out, so can I!
Batiatus: MY DARLING...!
Cleo: This can't be happening right now.
And yet, it was.
Kea: Batty, my sweet fish-loving boy; together we will make a life together doing many illegal things, and it shall be glorious.
Moving on... look who became a teenager!
And a derp master at that, it seems.
But even a short recluse for a birthday party won't stop the teenager's raging hormones.
Crixus: You, random woman walking down my street, are blonde. We should mate.
Cadence: OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE BEST PICK UP LINE EVER. SURE <3
Hey look, she actually is a legit cuntmonger. What are the odds.
Naevia: This is for you, because looking at you doesn't make me angry... unlike everything else.
Naevia: SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME FLIRT WITH HOT CHICKS WHEN I HAVE ACNE?? *RAMPAGES*
Trust me, it'll be worth it.
See? WORTH IT.
Anniversary party!
Shannon: Hey, we go to the same school, right?
Ashur: Whoa, whoa... slow down there, toots. Just because we're both black and ginger, doesn't mean we are destined to reproduce.
Yes it does.
Meanwhile, Crixus -feeling the need to be like his older siblings - pops the question to Cadence.
Crixus: You're perfect; be mine forever and breed immaculate looking children with me?
Cadence: OMIGOSH, THIS IS SO PERFECT I CAN'T EVEN.
Naevia: I can't let him outdo me like that! Maybe I should call Cadence.
Oh yeah, both of the twin's significant others have the same name. Awkward.
Naevia: Show my brother that I am the superior twin as well as making me the happiest woman on earth? Please?
Seriously, women in this town must be desperate to get married; they're just throwing themself at my family. Then again, they are rich.
Cleo: My babies are all so mentally damaged, marrying at such a young age... it'll never last :[
Da fuq are you wearing? God, all sims age up in the ugliest clothes, I swear.
Gaia: Fuck yes, I'm ready to lead generation three into total financial stability!
But you're already stab-- you know what, nevermind; have fun.
Chapter Scoring:
Private School (6) +12
A+ Grade +2
Teen Goes Steady (5) +10
Reach Golden Anniversary +3
Final Generation 2 Score: 99
According to this gen's score and last gen's score, I've pretty much beaten the challenge already. This scoring system is either whack, or meant for complete fail-gamers xD But whatever. ONWARDS STILL! Maybe I'll fuck up a bunch of times in the next couple gens and lose a bunch of points... but I doubt it :P
NEXT TIME...
Making 100k is no easy feat. Will Gaia be able to handle the stress of having two jobs and starting a family of her own?
A/N: So originally I planned to go back over to my Sawajiri Legacy after this chapter. However I've been itching to play Sims 3 for awhile now, yet in the interest of my sanity I don't want to do that while I have two legacies going on because I know I'll want to start another one. Since this legacy is only six generations and only have three chapters each (as opposed to my other with ten generations and five chapters each), I think I'm going to try to BAMF through this one. Granted, I don't actually think that's going to happen since I have a tendency to get bored, but whatever xD I'm going to try, and that's the important thing!