Vengeance Legacy ;; Generation 1.2
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1.1
When we last left the Vengeance family, Illythia was hell bent on world neighborhood domination and her and Daniel had two beautiful twins.
Let's begin with an update on how the house is coming along. Not too shabby, right? I think it's about time Illythia and Daniel start searching for thier dream jobs, now that they're somewhat living comfortably.
Well, okay maybe not completely comfortably, but at least they can afford a maid now.
Illythia: KING OF THE GAMERS!! Bow down and perhaps I will let you in my guild, insignificant swines!
And some better entertainment, clearly.
Illythia had a lucky break when looking for her preferred line of work on the computer today: an opening for a Law Firm Receptionist! Okay so the pay isn't great, but she seems to be completely ecstatic now that she's finally on her true path to complete domination, and why wouldn't she be? Soon the whole world, er, town, will tremble at the mere mention of her name.
Daniel: I'll never become a Business Tycoon...
Aw, chin up; it'll be your turn eventually. But right now it's hard to pass up your ridic salary in the medical career. I can't have both of you returning to the poor lifestyle, now can I?
I mean, come on now.
Daniel: Come on, Seppius; say "Mommy will rule the world one day..." I know it will please her immensely if those are your first words. In fact, I believe she demands that they are.
Seppius: .... Poopie?
Daniel: Okay, we're going to pretend you didn't just say that. Now try again. Please?
Illythia: YES, MY LITTLE PUPPET; WALK! You shall one day follow in my glorious footsteps!
Well, regardless of thier work successes/woes, they're both at least trying to be good parents.
Well okay, maybe it's not anything to praise. It seems that Seppia has taken to a more quiet lifestyle now that she's grown older; not really preferring her parent's constant partying. She finds it both a waste of time and money, better spent on oh, say... thier kids' college funds?? Yeah. She's not too pleased.
Oh dear. I do hope poor Seppius grows into that nose.
Now that the kids aren't needy toddlers, Illythia and Daniel decide that it's finally time to tie the knot and make things official.
The wedding party had a pretty good turn out ^_^
Daniel: I have waited on bated breath for this day, my love. Now, you will truly become my Queen, and I... well, perhaps not your King since I don't think you want to share your glory, but at least I'll be your most trusted servant.
Daniel: With this ring, I forever bound us as one.
Illythia: Is that 24 karat? It better be. You know I only deserve the best, Daniel.
Daniel: Of course it is, my darling! I would never risk defiling your delicate finger with anything less than perfection.
Illythia is clearly pleased.
Regina: THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CEREMONY, OH MY GOD.
Illythia: Here, eat some cake. I can't be the only fat person in this house.
Daniel: You're not--
Illythia: *shoves cake in mouth* Shut up, I know what I am; I own a mirror.
Illythia: So about becoming one of my minions...
Gretchen: Bitch, your shit still stinks. Get to steppin'. I'm just here for the cake.
Level 5!
Illythia: I'm the shit! :D
Daniel seems to be unable to watch Illythia achieve her goals without wanting to go after his own. So without his wife's permission (in which he needs for most everything in this house), he starts searching the wanted ads.
FYEAH.
Daniel: I'm finally on my own path to greatness! Gosh, I hope her Majesty will be pleased with my ambition.
Seppia: Don't hold your breath.
Illythia: You best not overshadow me, boy!
Daniel: Yes, mistress...
Seppia: I told you! You should see what she's like when we get straight A's!
... Aw, crap. It's not like they don't have enough money to pay the bills, I just keep forgetting about it lol.
Seppius: How could you guys let this happen? This is a travesty against humanity, I tell you! HUMANITY!
Repo Man: Bahahaha. Let's see how you all build your skills without a bookcase, bitches! I'm the repo man, and no this is not the genetic opera!
Seppius: Nuuuuuu!
Repo Man: And this chair! GOOD LUCK SITTING, FOOLS.
Seppia: Bitch seriously, get out of my house; I'm trying to play my game here and you're being hella distracting. You're also upsetting my brother and that's really not okay.
Seppia: Everything will be fine, don't worry...
Seppius: No, NO! No human contact, get off!
Seppia: Seriously? You're my TWIN. God, what is wrong with this family? When I'm old enough I'm gonna to have the PERFECT family, because this is just utter nonsense.
After hearing Seppia's complaint, Daniel suggested that they take the kids out bowling to, uh, bond. Or whatever.
Daniel: C'mon kids, let's knock down some pins!
BAMF with a bowling ball.
Seppia: Those pins are no match for my wit.
Utter fail.
Illythia: Move out of the way, kids; let me show you how a true Dictator treats things that are beneath them.
Illythia: STRIKE! Yeah, that's right; YOU BEST FALL DOWN BEFORE MY MAGNIFICENCE! Booyah.
Aw, they become such cute teenagers. Well, except for their obnoxious chin problem, but oh well.
Damn you, Daniel.
No really, it's fine -___-
Stink, huh? Er... okay. Whatever gets you off, kid.
Six...? Ugh, okay fine.
Chapter Scoring:
3 Friends +3
1 Lost Friend -10
1 Party +1
6 Promotions +6
1 Best Friends + 2
1 Great Party +2
Reaching Level 5 in a Career +2
NEXT TIME...
Seppius starts following in his mother's footsteps, while Seppia takes a completely different path in life. Will the twins ever see eye to eye?