Screened from Kabaji

[awedprowess]

As I hope many of you are aware, my butler's birthday is this Sunday. In an effort to prevent my rooms exploding with cupcakes, I have arranged for a gathering to be held in the large banquet hall at the Saeki hotel in Roppongi Hills at 11 am.

For reasons largely unknown to me, I suspect it would please Kabaji to see you all there, so might I

Comments

[vainandlofty]

Students and butlers are allowed to attend or are you keeping the lines drawn, Atobe?

[awedprowess]

If I were banning such individuals, I would hardly advertise the time and location here, Kisarazu. Gate crashers like yourself have no sense of propriety.

[vainandlofty]

Tsk, you shouldn't admit that you're openly advertising so others will crash your party to liven it up from the deadly bore it is sure to be.

[awedprowess]

This post is an open advert, Kisarazu, or did you think I had been selective in allowing you to see it? That being the case, I might well have no problem with people attending. I appreciate this is an alien concept to someone who had never let another entre their room since they first moved in. You do realise that drawers are capable of hiding your "Sailor Moon" collection from prying visitor eyes?

[orewasamurai]

You have a heart, Monkey King? I'm surprised.

[veiledagenda]

Why is it surprising?

[awedprowess]

The boy believes me to be the route of most evil, Fuji. He directed me to Hell only the other day.

[veiledagenda]

My deepest apologies, my lord. If he has started to believe you the route of most evil then I have obviously been slacking off on spreading true evil for him to see.

[himitsunotsuki]

That is one bizarre cake, Keigo.

[awedprowess]

But to Kabaji's tastes, I hope. At least I get to eat one of the feathered fowls.

[veiledagenda]

With your permission and Sae-sama's, of course, I would like to attend with a gift for Kabaji.

[awedprowess]

I was hoping you might. Kabaji would be pleased to see you.

[veiledagenda]

Then unless my lord objects I shall make an appearance.

[awedprowess]

Then I will look out for you.

[seriousaura]

Inanimate objects would be more appreciated, yes?

Also, dinner tonight? We're landing at 5pm.

[awedprowess]

Please. Nothing too adorable.

Naturally. I will meet your flight.

[seriousaura]

Are you afraid that your butler will have a bedroom equivalent to that of a Sanrio store?

Aa.

[awedprowess]

It is already dangerously close. Since Christmas, all cookies have become strangely shaped like that benighted feline with no mouth. I blame your violin exhibitionist.