Screened from Kabaji

[awedprowess]

As I hope many of you are aware, my butler's birthday is this Sunday. In an effort to prevent my rooms exploding with cupcakes, I have arranged for a gathering to be held in the large banquet hall at the Saeki hotel in Roppongi Hills at 11 am.

For reasons largely unknown to me, I suspect it would please Kabaji to see you all there, so might I

Comments

[seriousaura]

Inanimate objects would be more appreciated, yes?

Also, dinner tonight? We're landing at 5pm.

[awedprowess]

Please. Nothing too adorable.

Naturally. I will meet your flight.

[seriousaura]

Are you afraid that your butler will have a bedroom equivalent to that of a Sanrio store?

Aa.

[awedprowess]

It is already dangerously close. Since Christmas, all cookies have become strangely shaped like that benighted feline with no mouth. I blame your violin exhibitionist.

[seriousaura]

So he has Hello Kitty cookie cutters. I don't see a problem with that. Your butler is an otoman. It's almost adorable.

[awedprowess]

At least I can enjoy the satisfaction of biting off their ears.

[seriousaura]

Let's hope he doesn't ever learn of your cruelty.

[awedprowess]

We should all pray for that.