Stuff. Ya know. That kind.
LJ stalking horror - a report by petitevicious.
awaltzforvenus is stalking petitevicious
awaltzforvenus’s REAL name :
Setsuko Finnegan
awaltzforvenus’s REAL DOB :
27th August 1974
Height :176 cm
Weight : 49.6 kg
awaltzforvenus has dreamt about you :
13 times
awaltzforvenus became interested in you :
27th March 2003
awaltzforvenus’s latest dream about you
awaltzforvenus and petitevicious are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.
This is how awaltzforvenus describes your relationship behind your back
‘I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn’t. petitevicious told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.’
awaltzforvenus’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
awaltzforvenus wouldn’t admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of petitevicious’s wristwatch
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
awaltzforvenus had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If God had a face, he’d look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I’d fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
29 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called awaltzforvenus. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
awaltzforvenus’s Police File
awaltzforvenus has connections with the Church of Satan, The Communists and the IRA. It’s only a matter of time before they are responsible for a major terorrist attack on our country.
Testimonies about awaltzforvenus
bloodandshadows - Nosy old hen
‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! awaltzforvenus? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’
tcsaysmeow - Fathers goats
‘I always thought awaltzforvenus was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?’
dejected_design - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and awaltzforvenus and petitevicious would definitely top that list.’
So yeah, scratch that last entry for now. I'm sure something like it will be made in the future at some point, but for now...bad feeling gone. :)