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Jan 21, 2006 23:31

i didnt think i could find a quiz that so consistantly defied logic, but apparently, i could.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Awakened_dream!
  1. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating awakened_dream from each salad served in first class!
  2. Awakened_dream can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  3. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as awakened_dream.
  4. Over 46,000 pieces of awakened_dream float on every square mile of ocean.
  5. Scientists have discovered that awakened_dream can smell the presence of autism in children!
  6. People used to believe that dressing their male children as awakened_dream would protect them from evil spirits!
  7. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of awakened_dream in a day.
  8. Awakened_dream was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
  9. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of awakened_dream.
  10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but awakened_dream can not.


1)....i saved money! go me!
2)um, sorry. i really didnt mean to pee on your house and backyard and swimming pool and recreational vehicle and..
3)...wow. time-travel cleo chose ME. ya'll take that. bitches.
4) there are that many missing peices of me!??! *cries* that explains alot!
5)so keep your smelly, deseased kids away from me.
6)yessssss i protect ya'll from evil. tho i dont know how i feel about miniture doubles of me...
7)... there are no words to describe how i feel about this fact.
8) im canadian! canadian!
9) im made of nuts now? oh! i get it! thats what was 'supposedly' grown in america! and there are 46000 of my nuts in the ocean!

....no, that still doesnt make sense. wtf.
10) i dont LOOK in mirrors. there was a reason.
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