The Adventures of Superdyke, Captain Faggot, and Lil Homo
Those are me, Pete, and PJ's superhero names. Hehehe. This weekend was crazy. I honestly don't believe I've ever danced so much in my life. Saturday we went to Queer Prom up in Hartford.
PJ's dad: Where you goin?
PJ: Ummm... (first thing that pops into his head) Windsor.
My dad: Where you goin?
Me: Hartford
My dad: And WHAT are you doing in that area of the state?!
Me: Goin to Queer Prom
My dad: Well... at least you're not going to Windsor.
LOL! I love how PJ tells his parents he's goin to Windsor cuz they really wouldn't like the idea of him goin to Hartford, and I tell my dad I'm goin to Hartford cuz he'd hate the idea of me goin to Windsor. Ha. So Queer Prom was soooooooo much fun. It was in a synagogue! I met Skittles up there. He had alcohol so of course I got nice and tipsy. So I danced! I NEVER EVER dance. Lisa was there and I was dancin with her. Eric was there too. Asshole. Greatest part of the night... when I was ALL over all of the HOTTEST girls there!!! OMFG! I was dancin with one then I danced with another and the other one came over to me and was like that's my sister! LOL Funny. At one point I 3 GORGEOUS girls all over me. YAY! Even Pete was like OMG they're so fucking hot! Then I had this girl Katie sooooo ALL over me. Like whoa! She was pretty cute, and super skinny. Damn me and my obsession with ED looking girls. LOL Overall, the night was awesome. DEFINITELY better than when I went with Dezzi last year! LOL I got sad for 2 seconds when I realized that Ange wasn't there, but then I just continued to grope the really hot girl that was dancing with me. Hehehe.
Last nite me, Pete and PJ decided to go to Avalon in NYC. We got in for free. HooT HooT! It was my first time clubbin in the city. OMG that place is so cool! It's in a church! Between goin to Queer Prom at a synagogue and goin to a gay club at a church, I'm so goin to Hell. Oh wait, I can't...I'm a Jew! :-D Sooo many gay guys there. An actor from Queer As Folk was there so PJ and I met him. PJ and I danced sooooo much. Once again, I was intoxicated at this point. LOL There were SOOOOOOO many fucking GORGEOUS OMG HOT HOT HOT girls there. Too bad they were all straight fag hags. GRRR! Of course the one girl that comes up to me and is makkin it to me is a Puerto Rican Yankees fan. Ha. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! Figures. PJ and I met some cool guys. One was from LA and he told me how he went to UCLA. I was SO jealous. He was tellin me how Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alyson Hannigan go to his gym and he sees them all the time. I looked at Pete and was like wow, Faith would be so jealous right now. LOL Then the other guy was from NYC and he was tellin us how he dated the guy from Mean Girls and he got to go to the premiere with him and hang out with Lindsay Lohan. WTF! Why does this stuff happen to fags?! What the hell is it worth to them hanging out with a gorgeous actress and getting to watch another gorgeous actress work out! UGH! By the end of the night I was gettin kinda sad cuz I saw all these guys hookin up and then both Petes met guys and were hookin up and blah. For some reason I went into my lil I miss Faith mode. I think it was the drag queens that did it. There's a pic of me and her and my family made fun of how she looks like a drag queen in that pic. So I kept seeing these drag queens and thinking of her. That's terrible to say about the girl I love. It is true though. *sigh* Even though I was with a couple fags and didn't get laid, this was an awesome weekend. LOL
PJ's dad: Where you goin?
PJ: Ummm... (first thing that pops into his head) Windsor.
My dad: Where you goin?
Me: Hartford
My dad: And WHAT are you doing in that area of the state?!
Me: Goin to Queer Prom
My dad: Well... at least you're not going to Windsor.
LOL! I love how PJ tells his parents he's goin to Windsor cuz they really wouldn't like the idea of him goin to Hartford, and I tell my dad I'm goin to Hartford cuz he'd hate the idea of me goin to Windsor. Ha. So Queer Prom was soooooooo much fun. It was in a synagogue! I met Skittles up there. He had alcohol so of course I got nice and tipsy. So I danced! I NEVER EVER dance. Lisa was there and I was dancin with her. Eric was there too. Asshole. Greatest part of the night... when I was ALL over all of the HOTTEST girls there!!! OMFG! I was dancin with one then I danced with another and the other one came over to me and was like that's my sister! LOL Funny. At one point I 3 GORGEOUS girls all over me. YAY! Even Pete was like OMG they're so fucking hot! Then I had this girl Katie sooooo ALL over me. Like whoa! She was pretty cute, and super skinny. Damn me and my obsession with ED looking girls. LOL Overall, the night was awesome. DEFINITELY better than when I went with Dezzi last year! LOL I got sad for 2 seconds when I realized that Ange wasn't there, but then I just continued to grope the really hot girl that was dancing with me. Hehehe.
Last nite me, Pete and PJ decided to go to Avalon in NYC. We got in for free. HooT HooT! It was my first time clubbin in the city. OMG that place is so cool! It's in a church! Between goin to Queer Prom at a synagogue and goin to a gay club at a church, I'm so goin to Hell. Oh wait, I can't...I'm a Jew! :-D Sooo many gay guys there. An actor from Queer As Folk was there so PJ and I met him. PJ and I danced sooooo much. Once again, I was intoxicated at this point. LOL There were SOOOOOOO many fucking GORGEOUS OMG HOT HOT HOT girls there. Too bad they were all straight fag hags. GRRR! Of course the one girl that comes up to me and is makkin it to me is a Puerto Rican Yankees fan. Ha. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! Figures. PJ and I met some cool guys. One was from LA and he told me how he went to UCLA. I was SO jealous. He was tellin me how Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alyson Hannigan go to his gym and he sees them all the time. I looked at Pete and was like wow, Faith would be so jealous right now. LOL Then the other guy was from NYC and he was tellin us how he dated the guy from Mean Girls and he got to go to the premiere with him and hang out with Lindsay Lohan. WTF! Why does this stuff happen to fags?! What the hell is it worth to them hanging out with a gorgeous actress and getting to watch another gorgeous actress work out! UGH! By the end of the night I was gettin kinda sad cuz I saw all these guys hookin up and then both Petes met guys and were hookin up and blah. For some reason I went into my lil I miss Faith mode. I think it was the drag queens that did it. There's a pic of me and her and my family made fun of how she looks like a drag queen in that pic. So I kept seeing these drag queens and thinking of her. That's terrible to say about the girl I love. It is true though. *sigh* Even though I was with a couple fags and didn't get laid, this was an awesome weekend. LOL