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Part 4
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One of the well-known facts about the Rokudaime Hokage was that he loved using the forbidden jutsu known as kagebunshin no jutsu. The less known fact was that after he had become the Hokage he mostly used it to sneak away from the boring meetings.
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TenTen was leaning against the wall relaxed but ready for action. There would be a meeting between the Sand and Leaf kages, and her mission for today was to keep intruders out and their Hokage in the room. Said Hokage had been dragged into the meeting room by his boyfriend fifteen minutes ago whining that he’d die of boredom. When Sasuke had left he had told her to make sure that the Hokage wouldn’t go anywhere.
“Has the meeting already started?”
TenTen shook her head and nodded to Hinata who was carrying a tray of teacups filled with scalding hot beverage.
“The Hokage’s there though,” she answered and opened the door for the Hyuuga.
“Thank you,” Hinata said stepping inside the room.
TenTen closed the door again and returned her attention to the empty corridor. Where was the Kazekage anyway? He was usually punctual unlike their Hokage. She pulled the door open again when she heard a crash only to see Hinata standing there alone staring at a small cloud.
“What happened? Where’s the Hokage?” TenTen asked.
“I-I accidentally tripped and the tray fell and the hot tea fell on him and…” Hinata answered. “It was a kagebunshin.”
TenTen cursed. The Hokage was too good at that one particular technique and it was getting annoying. He could keep it up for a long time and even the byakugan couldn’t separate a kagebunshin from the real person.
“Uchiha is not going to be happy,” she said darkly.
“Why?” she heard the man in question ask behind her.
“Where’s the Hokage? And isn’t the Kazekage here yet?” Sasuke asked frowning. “The meeting was supposed to start ten minutes ago.”
“Kagebunshin,” was all TenTen had to say.
She could practically see the dark cloud gathering around Sasuke.
“So… the Hokage is missing… And since the Kazekage isn’t here either I’m guessing that he is with him,” Sasuke said with deceptive calmness. “I am going to kill him when I find him.”
As TenTen watched Sasuke stalk away she felt sorry for the Hokage… not that he didn’t deserve whatever punishment his boyfriend was planning to give him.
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The good (or bad depending on the person asked) thing about kagebunshin no jutsu was that it was nearly impossible to see through it. Since it copied even the chakra channels of the original body even the byakugan bloodline limit couldn’t see through it. The sharingan, however, did see through it. And coincidently the only one possessing the rare bloodline limit was the Hokage’s boyfriend.
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Jiraiya was standing on the roof of a house with a perfect view to the women’s bath when he saw a black blur go past him.
“Was that the Uchiha brat?” he asked mildly curious before turning back to look at the naked women.
A little later the black blur went past again but this time Sasuke stopped a little to his left and looked around him. Jiraiya looked at the kid curiously. Usually he saw Uchiha hang around the Hokage.
“Where did that dobe go… and with him of all people,” he heard the jounin mutter.
Ah, so that was it. Jiraiya smirked. It seemed that his former student had run off from a meeting again and the Uchiha was looking for him since he had the sharingan. Not that he wouldn’t have gone after his wayward boyfriend anyway being the possessive bastard that he was. Jiraiya sighed and shook his head. He couldn’t for the life of him understand how come his ‘precious’ student had gone after another boy instead of a lovely woman. Where had his training gone wrong? How come the Hokage, who had had not one but two perverted teachers, had managed to avoid pervertism? Sasuke now… Jiraiya suspected that he was a pervert too. A much classier pervert than Jiraiya or Kakashi, but still a pervert.
Wait… did that mean that Kakashi was a better teacher than he, the Great Jiraiya, was? No… It couldn’t be that. His student was just abnormal. He noticed that Sasuke had run off again when he was thinking and wondered if he should warn the ungrateful Hokage that his boyfriend had finally spotted him and the Kazekage.
Still feeling sore over the loss to Kakashi he decided that the kid deserved it anyway.
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Some people wondered why the Hokage used kagebunshin so often when he was skipping meetings when he knew that eventually he’d be caught by an irate boyfriend. If asked why he did it the Hokage would just smile and refuse to actually answer the question.
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Gaara of the Sand listened to the Hokage ramble on about nothing and everything. It hadn’t been hard to convince the Hokage to ditch the formal meeting. In fact all he had to say was ‘lets go’. The idea had been to send in their clones instead but Gaara hadn’t even bothered to send in his since that would’ve ruined all the fun. He knew that sooner or later the Uchiha would realize that his boyfriend was not where he was supposed to be and that Gaara would likely be with the Hokage.
He supposed it should’ve bothered him to do something as childish as this with the Hokage of the Hidden Leaf but he really couldn’t care less. Since he was the Kazekage he didn’t get many chances to amuse himself and he wasn’t going to pass something like this. Besides he liked spending time with the Rokudaime Hokage even if the blonde did chatter endlessly given the chance.
“You do know that he’ll find us eventually?” the Hokage asked suddenly.
“I know,” Gaara said.
That was the whole point of this silly game of hide and seek. He was not allowed to kill the Uchiha so he had to get his fun elsewhere. And anything that meant spending time with the blonde wonder and irritating his dark boyfriend was bound to be amusing.
“If you know that we should at least move to somewhere where he won’t find us that easily,” the Hokage said looking around nervously.
“Too late for that,” Gaara said.
It was true since the sharingan-user had obviously already seen them and was running towards them.
“Damn!”
“Oh well I guess that means I’ll have to go now since I have no intention to stay here while you have your shouting match,” Gaara said standing up.
“What! You’ll just abandon me here defenceless?” the Hokage screeched.
“Well you can always blame everything on me,” Gaara said shrugging.
“He won’t believe me,” the Hokage muttered.
Gaara fought down the urge to grin widely. “Then let me help. I’ll make sure he’ll be too busy hating me that he won’t even remember you did anything wrong.”
“Huh?”
Without wasting more time Gaara grabbed the Hokage and kissed him full on the lips. He broke the kiss when he had to avoid six kunais and several shuriken. He smirked at the Uchiha who had grabbed the shocked Hokage and was now trying to glare him to death.
“I’ll be seeing you later then,” Gaara said to the Hokage ignoring his seething boyfriend.
He disappeared in a swirl of sand just in time since it looked like the Uchiha was ready to use chidori on him. He appeared on a rooftop near the Hokage mountain and licked his lips. God he loved annoying Uchiha.
End part 4