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Part 3
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One of the well-known facts about the Rokudaime Hokage was that he loved using the forbidden jutsu known as kagebunshin no jutsu. The less known fact was that after he had become the Hokage he mostly used it to sneak away from the boring meetings.
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Chouji sat down on the bench of Ichiraku Ramen and glanced at the clock on the wall. He had almost forgot that today was his turn and that was why he was unusually late. He started the countdown in his head and waited. When he was down to number nine someone sat on the chair beside him.
“One miso ramen!” the Hokage chirped happily.
The old man running the ramen stand nodded to him smiling. It was like that every day, Chouji thought. The Hokage would turn up at the ramen stand every day at 3pm sharp.
“Here.”
“Thanks ojii-san,” the Hokage said and started eating.
Chouji started on his third bowl and though that it was rather amusing how neither the Hokage’s assistant nor his boyfriend could keep the energetic blonde away from the unhealthy food. Normally it wouldn’t have been a problem since the Hokage could safely move around the town but since the chuunin exams were held in Konoha lot of foreign ninjas were there.
From what he’d heard Sasuke’s first plan to keep the Hokage safe had been to tie him up and lock him in a closet. It was needless to say that that plan wasn’t a success. Far from it actually since rumour said that when the Hokage heard it he had made Uchiha sleep on the couch for a week. Rumour also said that Sasuke was loosing his private war against ramen, the evil food that stole the Hokage’s attention far too often.
The second plan worked better. It just required that someone turn up at the ramen stand around three and keep an eye on the Hokage. After the blonde had eaten his share it was his job to make sure that he’d go back to his office. Chouji didn’t really mind this ‘duty’ since it meant that he got free food although he preferred barbeque to ramen.
All in all he thought it was a good thing that the Hokage was so addicted to the noodles… if only because it was amusing to see the almighty Uchiha try to glare the noodles to death.
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The second thing that the Hokage liked was training. It was not unusual to see him spar with someone and usually the mock fights got a lot of curious spectators.
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When Temari saw the large group of people standing at the edge of the training area she became curious. Were they watching a fight? Weren’t most of the genin supposed to be practising for the third part of the chuunin exam? Speaking of the genin where the hell was her team? She walked closer to the training area to see who were fighting there.
“Isn’t that Uchiha Sasuke?” she heard someone ask.
“Well he does have the sharingan,” answered a familiar voice she recognised as one of her students.
“You should be training instead of watching other people train,” she said walking over to them.
“Temari-sensei!”
“Well I guess I’ll forgive you this time since it’s not every day that you get to see those two spar,” she said turning to look at the impressive fight.
“So that’s Uchiha Sasuke?” asked the genin. “But who’s the other guy. He’s pretty good to keep up with the sharingan.”
Temari felt her lips twitch at that.
“That is Konoha’s sixth Hokage,” she informed them.
“What? That chibi is the Hokage?” asked her student disbelievingly.
Temari just nodded. She had noticed something weird about the two fighters. Usually they had very precise rules when they fought. One of them was that they’d use only taijutsu and another one was that the Hokage wouldn’t use the Kyuubi’s power and Sasuke would not use his sharingan. So why was the dark-haired boy braking the rules? There was really no reason for it unless…
She shook her head when she found her dear little brother standing on the other side of the training area. His green eyes never left the fight. She should have known… Now that she knew what was happening she noticed that Sasuke was clearly going for close combat.
“Eh? Their Hokage lost?”
Temari looked at the two and noticed that the Hokage was indeed lying on the ground and that Sasuke was on top of him. He was not, however, looking at the man beneath him but instead he was glaring at Gaara.
“You might want to leave now,” she told her students. “He’s going to prove a point.”
“What do you mean-.” She sighed. It was too late. “Is Uchiha kissing the Hokage?”
She sighed again and decided to get her brother out of there before the possessive bastard decided to do something more… shocking… to prove that the blonde was his. For some reason Temari suspected that his brother thought it was amusing to rile up the sharingan-user.
‘Men…’ she thought and quickened her step when she saw Sasuke start loosening the Hokage’s clothes. ‘They always have to fight over something.’
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The third thing that the Hokage liked was not exactly a thing. It was also something he had started to like later than the other two but couldn’t seem to get enough of. Most people found his newest obsession to be quite amusing.
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Ino walked on fidgeting nervously with the papers she was holding. She needed to drop some important papers to the Hokage and it was pretty late. She had heard what had happened to Sakura and Hinata when they had opened the door to the Hokage’s office without knocking first. She cursed silently in her head. Just why did the big forehead girl have all the luck!
She had gotten over her silly crush on Sasuke a long time ago and thought that he and the Hokage made a pretty cute pair… Very cute… hot pair. She managed to keep from drooling at the image her mind came up with. Oh how she wished it had been her with Sakura instead of Hinata.
But now was her turn to get lucky! It was dark already so it was likely that Sasuke and the Hokage were already prepared to go to sleep… or at least go to bed if not sleep. Ino finally reached the door to the Hokage’s private rooms and tried to decide whether to just barge in and hope for the best or knock and then barge in. Sighing she decided to knock first.
“Hokage-sama?” she tried when she didn’t get a response.
She pressed her ear against the door and tried to listen for any noises. To her slight disappointment she heard nothing. She opened the door and peeked inside. The room was dark and there wasn’t anyone there. She felt like throwing a fit. Why didn’t she get to see the same thing as Sakura? She could properly appreciate it!
In the end she decided to drop the papers on the table. She noticed that the couch looked like someone had slept on it recently. She shrugged and turned to leave when suddenly the door to the bathroom burst open and someone tackled her to the ground.
“Sasuke! You’re back!”
It took a moment for her to realize that a very wet and nearly naked Hokage was sitting on her. Blue eyes looked into blue eyes and they both froze. Inner Ino was crying from joy, which was weird since she didn’t know she had it. Both blondes turned their heads when they heard the door open. Someone stepped inside and switched the lights on.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow and looked at them questioningly. The Hokage jumped up and looked at his boyfriend opening and closing his mouth like a fish.
“It’s not what it looks like,” he finally managed to say.
“Better not,” Sasuke said before grabbing the Hokage and proceeding to kiss him senseless.
Ino was still sitting on the floor looking at the two men kiss in front of her. She regretted not having a camera with her when she saw Sasuke’s hand slip beneath the towel that the Hokage was wearing. When they finally came up for air the Hokage turned his dilated eyes towards her.
“What are you still doing here?” he asked pointedly trying to undress Sasuke at the same time.
“I… I’ll be going then?” she managed to say.
“Good,” she heard Sasuke murmur against the Hokage’s neck.
She walked to the door slowly keeping her eyes on the show. She stopped when she reached the door. She couldn’t leave now damnit! She felt the Hokage’s blue eyes on her again and this time he didn’t even have to say anything. She could understand the message. ‘Sasuke’s mine. Go away we’re busy.’
Sighing regretfully she finally stepped outside and closed the door behind her. Next time she’d bring a camera.
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