A Marriage of Convenience
Author:
enigmaticbluesRating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters; too bad, so sad.
Pairings/Characters: Tony/Bruce
Spoilers: The Avengers (2012), Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk
Warnings: Will rot your teeth. Crack(ish).
Word Count: ~44,000
Summary: Scenes from two lives, intertwining. Also, what the title says.
“We could get married,” Tony blurts out.
Bruce blinks. “Excuse me?”
“It’s legal in New York now, you know. We could get married,” Tony says.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Bruce asks flatly.
“Look, it’s legal, we can get married, and that will get Ross off your back, so I think we should. Get married. You know,” Tony explains all in one breath. “It’ll be great.”