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"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happend?" COra Harvey Armstrong
"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out, but I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies." Anon.
"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy." Helen Hayes (at 73)
"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs, I think of them as stray eyebrows." Janette Barber
"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse." Lily Tomlin
"A male gynecologist is like an automechanic who has never owned a car." Carrie Snow
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being- hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint." Erma BOmbeck
"A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. A womans gotta do what he cant." Rhonda Hansome
"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant." Jane Sellman
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...I'm also not blonde." Dolly PArton
"I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on." Roseanne Barr
"Behind every successfel man is a surprised woman." Mayton Pearson
"I have yet to hear a man ask advice on how to combine marriage and a career." Gloria Steinam
"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." Elenor Roosevelt
"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out, but I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies." Anon.
"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy." Helen Hayes (at 73)
"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs, I think of them as stray eyebrows." Janette Barber
"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse." Lily Tomlin
"A male gynecologist is like an automechanic who has never owned a car." Carrie Snow
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being- hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint." Erma BOmbeck
"A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. A womans gotta do what he cant." Rhonda Hansome
"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant." Jane Sellman
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...I'm also not blonde." Dolly PArton
"I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on." Roseanne Barr
"Behind every successfel man is a surprised woman." Mayton Pearson
"I have yet to hear a man ask advice on how to combine marriage and a career." Gloria Steinam
"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." Elenor Roosevelt