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Alphabetize pairings. They will be archived that way!Put [RPF]

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Steve/Tony [warning: underage and bestiality]

[anonymous]

Adolescent Tony's only friend is his dog, Steve. Steve's always sniffing around when Tony's jerking off, and one night Tony lets him lick the come. It feels good. That progresses into Tony letting Steve go down on him and eventually fuck his ass.

Bonus points for Steve fucking Tony so often that his penis dries out and refuses to re-sheath.

Re: Steve/Tony [warning: underage and bestiality]

[anonymous]

wow dude. congrats on firsties AND on beginning this round with a crazy kinky prompt (and I do say that with respect; it's not my thing but I read it and was like whoa, good job getting this kink meme started with some serious kink :)

Re: Steve/Tony [warning: underage and bestiality]

[anonymous]

yes pls.

Re: Steve/Tony [warning: underage and bestiality]

[rivium7fold]

mm. yes. good.

Bucky/Tony, h/c

[anonymous]

First.

Something along that line with Tony as the one getting hurt,

Clint/Natasha and Coulson 5 + 1 voyeurism

[anonymous]

Five times Coulson watched or listened to Clint and Natasha having sex and one time he joined them.

Re: Clint/Natasha and Coulson 5 + 1 voyeurism

[anonymous]

Yes please.

Re: Clint/Natasha and Coulson 5 + 1 voyeurism

[anonymous]

Seconded!

Fill: A Matter of Importance 1/6

[zinfic]

A note about triggers: There is a very brief discussion of consent issues, but no actual non-con or dub-con takes place in the story. However, depending on your views, it might possibly be interpreted as such, so please read with care. The story also contains drunk sex.

A Matter of ImportanceThe first time it happens is only a few weeks after Barton went against orders and decided to bring Natasha Romanoff in instead of taking her off the playing board for good. He made a good case for it, argued that a woman with her skills is a lot more useful to SHIELD alive than dead. Phil backed him up. That’s his job, after all

Fem-Loki + Male Avengers, YOU ARE THE FATHER

[anonymous]

crack fic of either Lady Loki,or Black-Widow,taking the male avengers on Muary Povich trying to prove who's there her baby's father, I think would be hilarious. I can't get the image of Bruce being the father, hulking out and smashing through the studio out of my mind

Re: Fem-Loki + Male Avengers, YOU ARE THE FATHER

[alittlerude]

Oh man. And one of them calls Lady Loki out on being a whore and Thor gets pissed. XD

Re: Fem-Loki + Male Avengers, YOU ARE THE FATHER

[anonymous]

yup, someone should totally fill this prompt. If no one does I might.

[Fill] Baby Papa Drama, Fem!Loki/most-of-team, you are the father

[catty_the_spy]

Here on my LJ

Hope you like! :D

[Crossover] Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, Billy+Loki, Loki is Bad Horse’s mother.

[anonymous]

So before he was Bad Horse he was Sleipnir, six legged steed of Odin himself until he got sick of this asshole riding his ass all the time and went to Midgard where his mother/whatever/it’s-complicated had been a super villain for years

Re: [Crossover] Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, Billy+Loki, Loki is Bad Horse’s mother.

[semiseverus]

HOMG, YES PLEASE.

Re: [Crossover] Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, Billy+Loki, Loki is Bad Horse’s mother.

[anonymous]

Not the Op, but I felt it needed to be noted that Thor should realize that "The hammer is my penis." His reaction (anger, pride, what have you) would be awesome.

Re: [Crossover] Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, Billy+Loki, Loki is Bad Horse’s mother.

[madcat_33]

SECONDED. SECONDED WITH THE INTENSITY OF 1000000 ARC REACTORS