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Alphabetize pairings. They will be archived that way!
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Between Clint's circus background, Natasha's fight training, and Bruce's yoga the others wouldn't stand a chance!
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In an alternate universe where Bruce Banner never managed to escape from the military, the Hulk has been used as a weapon/test subject for years.
In order to gain a modicum of control over the Hulk, he was fitted with a harness that gives intensely painful electric shocks on command. It also automatically shocks him if he tries to tear it off, and it gives shocks at regularly timed intervals to prevent him from turning back to Banner.
One day, the Hulk successfully smashes whoever holds the remote control for his harness and escapes. The automatic shocks of the harness still keep going, so now the military has unwittingly unleashed an uncontrollable rampaging Hulk who cannot calm downThe World Security Council rules that the military has failed in containing the Hulk and transfers his ownership (and the responsibility of stopping him) to SHIELD. SHIELD sends the Avengers to neutralize the Hulk ( ... )
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ALAS, it backfires and the weapon he uses also turns him into a kitten!
Bonus: Fury and Coulson as the long-suffering 'parents' of their newly acquired bunch of super-hero puppies, plus one seriously temperamental black kitty.
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It would have been useful if they'd all been transformed with collars, but by now, Phil was pretty sure he was able to pick out who was who.
The kitten currently on the top of the cupboard, sooty-black with green eyes and hissing at everyone who came near, was Loki. Under the circumstances, Phil felt just fine in leaving him up there.
Tony was the black-and-white border collie currently sprawled over the puppy Phil thought was Bruce (a terrier of indeterminate description, fluffy and stubborn.) Thor was a wolfhound, all legs and paws and scruff, forlornly crying at Loki-the-kitten. He had been crying, anyway; now he was curled up into a ball with his nose in his tail, radiating confused misery. Steve was a pit-bull puppy, short and sturdy and brimming with sincerity. Currently, he was using Phil's foot as a pillow ( ... )
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*puppy dog eyes*
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"Sir, Director Fury has offered fifteen thousand dollars if you and Master Thor engage in a... 'beard-off'. You're free to make up the rules yourselves."
Inspiration, obviously being this year's ongoing Desert Bus For Hope.
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Anyway. Steve isn't good at following stupid orders, but fun orders? Oh hell yes.
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