"I'm looking for a guy who doesn't play games ( Read more... )

"I'm looking for a REAL MAN!"

Wow, so the RealDoll didn't work out?

Yeah, I guess the vibrator won't take out the trash.

Hard to get that imaginary boyfriend to fulfil your needs!

Tired of all those drunken nights with drag kings? Try "REAL MAN" Brand Body Pillows!

(feel free to continue in like fashion, in comments :-) )

Here is 90% of all female online dating profiles ( Read more... )

So, I reactivated my Facebook account today, and was trolling around for friends. That's always a weird experience, particularly when going through the high school connections. There's the people who I only sort-of know, or whose name I remember, but I probably don't know them well enough to friend them. And on the other side, there's of course my ( Read more... )

Jen is in Chicago for the week (until Friday). I called her tonight. We talked about my day, her day, and Constitutional law.

My girlfriend is awesome. :-)

-Max

I gotta girlfriend, I gotta girlfriend, I gotta girlfriend, hey hey hey hey! :-)

I would show you all pictures and everything, but I don't have any online! :-) I am going to try to convince Mark (who is now living with me) to do some photos of her. :-)

She's really great! We get along really well. :-)

-Max

I just had a really good third date. :-)

-Max

I just had a really great date. :-)

-Max

Happy Valentines Day, my friends list! :-) I love all my friends. :-)

Anybody got a girlfriend for me hidden away anywhere? :-D

-Max

As a public service to all of the world's lost bloggers, relationship-column readers, and dating-site users in the world, I have created The Date FAQ. :-)

Actually, honestly, I just got tired of answering the same relationship questions over and over, so I made a website. Enjoy. :-) Tell your friends. :-)

-Max