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Towe is stuck on some bridge or whatever, so Im still here waiting for her to get back, so Ill keep writing instead of washing dirty vases:)
I take a bus thru China town everyday to work. It is the most crowded bus Ive ever been on! The extra fun part is that I am ALWAYS the tallest one on the bus! Everyone looks at me like Im a alien. I just smile. Feels like being in Bejing or something.
My house rocks. The whole story about it is that I am a house pirate. The landlord disappeared over a year ago while my friend Ryan was living downstairs. So obviously he stopped paying rent. Then he dared me to move out here and move into the top part of the house, which I did. Nobody had been up there for over 3 years. So we did some creative window breaking(which we replaced shortly after) and VOILA! new place to live! The guy who owns the place died some time ago. HIs brother(the landlord) has disappeared. maybe to Tokoyo...we found plane ticket stubs among the few things he left. We got in upstairs and found a ametuer porn studio! Ive seen the guy fuck countless girls on the tapes he left behind! There is the biggest porn magazine collection Ive ever seen...rare old stuff, naked grannies, you name it. I think the landlord is rich and doesnt care. Also its kinda like a skeleton in his closet...he is married with kids and Im sure his wife had no idea what he was doing with his dead brothers property! More incentive for him not to return! I have a garage, which is unheard of here. A garden where I can grow whatever I like (guess what IM growing this year!?!) and nobody cares if my garden smells funny! We have paid all the utilities current and are setting ourselves up to legally take over the property in 4 years. If he doesnt come back/pay property taxes and we do, we own it. It is easily worth $800,000.oo. Can you believe that?? If he does come back, well start paying rent I guess! The neighbors are nice and happy the place is being lived in. I am a 10 minute walk from the Bart station, which is my main source of transportation. Talula is still mostly dead, but she has a lovely crypt!
So yeah. House pirating rocks!
I take a bus thru China town everyday to work. It is the most crowded bus Ive ever been on! The extra fun part is that I am ALWAYS the tallest one on the bus! Everyone looks at me like Im a alien. I just smile. Feels like being in Bejing or something.
My house rocks. The whole story about it is that I am a house pirate. The landlord disappeared over a year ago while my friend Ryan was living downstairs. So obviously he stopped paying rent. Then he dared me to move out here and move into the top part of the house, which I did. Nobody had been up there for over 3 years. So we did some creative window breaking(which we replaced shortly after) and VOILA! new place to live! The guy who owns the place died some time ago. HIs brother(the landlord) has disappeared. maybe to Tokoyo...we found plane ticket stubs among the few things he left. We got in upstairs and found a ametuer porn studio! Ive seen the guy fuck countless girls on the tapes he left behind! There is the biggest porn magazine collection Ive ever seen...rare old stuff, naked grannies, you name it. I think the landlord is rich and doesnt care. Also its kinda like a skeleton in his closet...he is married with kids and Im sure his wife had no idea what he was doing with his dead brothers property! More incentive for him not to return! I have a garage, which is unheard of here. A garden where I can grow whatever I like (guess what IM growing this year!?!) and nobody cares if my garden smells funny! We have paid all the utilities current and are setting ourselves up to legally take over the property in 4 years. If he doesnt come back/pay property taxes and we do, we own it. It is easily worth $800,000.oo. Can you believe that?? If he does come back, well start paying rent I guess! The neighbors are nice and happy the place is being lived in. I am a 10 minute walk from the Bart station, which is my main source of transportation. Talula is still mostly dead, but she has a lovely crypt!
So yeah. House pirating rocks!