it sort of goes like this [action/voice]

Oct 13, 2010 12:18

It's always nice being back in your own body. Too cold for the whole snake thing...not the right season. Let's chat Luceti. It's called Reincarnation. Wonder, what would some of you choose to be could you have a second life? [ He'd love to see some of the answers you people give. ] Is a god like that merciful? Or maybe just a bastard? You're stuck in a never ending cycle of life, death, rebirth. Rinse, repeat, etcetera. Like an Uroboros*. So which is it you think? Don't let delicate sensibilities cloud your judgment now.

For all you who don't know, since I'm feeling generous today I'll give you a little lesson; reincarnation is--[ he was going to get all philosophical with it but that's boring and too expected. ]--basically getting re-spawned as another character. It's like getting a game over, inserting a coin and you have infinite lives still, but you have to replay all the levels over again. No needing green mushrooms either, s'pretty nice actually. Only said life isn't as fancy or well made**--er high functioning as the previous one. Say you started out as a human you get off'd or nature takes it course and next thing you know it you're a dog, or a bug. Fish maybe...depends also on if you have good Karma***. Which is pretty much like street credit or, er, credit in general. Under 600 and you can't very well buy anything good. [ Not like he actually knows. Money, ha! What's that? He's only used it when the Discovery Channel had failed him with dog whisper or something equally lame and he wanted to see a real life stampede. Funny how many people fell for the money glued to the sidewalk thing. ] Verdantics always did have too many rules. Think ten is enough, not like anyone ever follows them all anyway. [ Besides the fundamentalists and that's pushing it. ]

Funny though. Wonder what they'd say about this place. Being revived and all-[ he snaps his fingers. ]-just like that and without eight legs or compound eyes.

[ You may also find this demon at the Seventh Heaven bar because he needs a good drink. He'll be sitting by his open journal legs crossed as he sips on his drink. ]



* And no this is does not come with a blonde haired man trying to sell you on Globally saturating things like it's a new hair care product or something. More like cyclicality and man he is touching upon so many religions right now. Gnosticism, Hermeticism. Way too many. Why couldn't humans just pick one a stick with it, huh? Too damn picky, that's why, everyone needed to get their way.

** Well made in the sense that should a demon happen to ruin his "suit" via discorporation they'd get a very long letter, and of course a new rental provided that management didn't see it fit to stick them in their...bad books.

*** This term neither incorporates Karma dog products, Pakistanian clothing branches, or sadly a very stylish flashy hybrid electric sports car.

footnotes, troll troll troll, listen here people, game references galor, aziraphale would be proud, he's really bored

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