FRIDAY
a conversation with a certain nerd in a certain chat forum recently has coalesced my opinion of the internet into a nice, coherent analogy
the internet and its endless communication is like humping someone's leg endlessly when you really want to fuck them. its like foreplay that NEVER ENDS. you are all, oh i met someone - but really you just met their brain trickling across some wires.
i therefore am declaring my mission to meet EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET! this is my ship, the greyhound and her sister ship the amtrack. *smashes bottle of cheap wine on bus face* i hereby christen you the Dumbrella!
dev : if you swing by here, please provide evaluation of how close science is to providing us with a teleportation device.
the internet and its endless communication is like humping someone's leg endlessly when you really want to fuck them. its like foreplay that NEVER ENDS. you are all, oh i met someone - but really you just met their brain trickling across some wires.
i therefore am declaring my mission to meet EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET! this is my ship, the greyhound and her sister ship the amtrack. *smashes bottle of cheap wine on bus face* i hereby christen you the Dumbrella!
dev : if you swing by here, please provide evaluation of how close science is to providing us with a teleportation device.