5 Times TakkiRyo did NOT get ecchi
Pairing: TakkiRyo
Guest appearances (in this order): Tsubasa, Yamapi, Koichi, Kame, Higashiyama
Rating: It all depends on your imagination, but it's really PG
Disclaimer: Don't own them, just love them
Warnings: Useless foolishness
One-Shot
Notes: To my sweet lilly0as a little birthday gift. Otanjoubi omedetou!!!!!!!! \(^o^)/ (I'm sorry it's just a foolish thing like this. But I had this idea and I hope you'll like it. ^_^ )
Intro: Not really needed, since the title's already saying that nothing is really happening. XDDDDD
“You absolutely need to shave.”
Tsubasa froze. What was that?
“Don’t be such a child. A man is a man and I’ve been too busy.”
Okay, that was Tackey. And the other one…
“Well, too bad for you, because I’m not putting my mouth on something hairy.”
Nishikido. Tsubasa bit his lip. Obviously he had stumbled into a rather delicate conversation.
“I only left it for two days,” Tackey complained. “Come on, now.”
“I said no,” Ryo insisted. “I’m busy too, but I shave every day, because it’s just nasty when there’s hair everywhere. It stings too, when you lick. So, no.”
“We haven’t had a private moment in like three weeks and now you’re just cutting this, because of a few stubbles?”
There was a short pause and Tsubasa wondered what would happen next - and the next second he felt like a perv for intruding like that and actually being curious.
“Call me when you’ve cleaned up.”
Tsubasa jumped when the door to Tackey’s private room flew open and Ryo came storming out. He blinked at Tsubasa for a second, then he smiled awkwardly at him.
“Tsubasa-kun,” he said politely. “Ah, maybe you can cheer up Takki-chan. He’s a bit… well… ah, I have to go. Sorry. Bye.”
And with that he fled the scene. As Tsubasa peeked into the room he blinked as he found Tackey standing in the room, nowhere near indecent, but notably aggravated. When he saw the other, he straightened himself up.
“Tsubasa-kun,” he said in wonder. “We’re not recording today.”
“I know,” Tsubasa retorted. “I just wanted to… sorry, are you okay?”
Tackey blushed slightly. “Oh, you witnessed that. Sorry, Ryo is a bit… he’s very particular about shaving.”
“So I’ve heard,” Tsubasa muttered. “Really, such a bothersome guy. I wouldn’t do it altogether.”
“Ah, you’re different,” Tackey waved the other off. “Plus, it suits you.”
At that Tsubasa stared. “I beg your pardon?”
“Well, the little moustache,” Tackey explained. “It’s just your style. Ryo won’t kiss me the moment he sees a shadow over my lip.”
“Oh,” Tsubasa blurted out. “That… well… you should tell him it’s childish.”
“Nah,” Tackey waved him off. “It’s either that and no sex for a week, or I shave before I get home and the topic is dealt with.”
“You’re totally getting outruled by that little brat.”
“Yeah, well,” Tackey grinned. “Somehow… it turned out this way.”
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Yamapi sighed contently as he made his way to the counter of the restaurant he’d just had dinner in. Ryo had suggested it to him, saying they had a huge variety for considerable prices. He had to admit that it was rare to find such a place. He’d had three different dishes and was completely stuffed. Just as he made to take the turn to the entrance area, he blinked, as he thought he’d heard his friend’s voice.
“You will like this, you’ll see. Just trust me.”
He blinked again. That was Ryo, wasn’t it?
“Still, just like that in a place I’ve never been to before.”
Yamapi’s eyes grew wide. That was Tackey. What ever were they doing in that cabin?
“You said you wanted to try something new,” Ryo argued.
“Yes, well…”
“Just relax already,” Ryo told him. “Aaaaand here it comes,” he announced happily.
“Oh my god, it’s huge,” Tackey burst out.
“Can you keep it down a bit?” he heard Ryo hissing. “We’re out in public, you know, and I’d rather not be seen here. I’d like to come back some time.”
“Well, you were the one who suggested to try this,” Tackey reminded him.
“Well, I didn’t think you’d make it a big deal,” Ryo muttered.
“I’m not making it a big deal,” Tackey opposed. “I’m just saying it’s really big and I don’t think I can put all of that in my mouth.”
“Now don’t tell me you can’t handle it,” Ryo teased. “I’ve done the size.”
“No way,” Tackey demanded.
“Just try it, already.”
“Okay, fine…”
Silence fell and Yamapi was starting to feel awkward and wanted to flee the scene, when suddenly he heard voices again.
“Wow, it’s really good,” Tackey said happily.
“See?” Ryo chirped happily. “Told you, they have the best sushi in town. They’re putting on a lot of rice, but they spice it very nicely.”
Yamapi screwed his eyes shut and cursed his friend for giving him images that would definitely cost him precious hours of sleep.
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“Oh my god!”
Koichi froze when he heard Tackey’s heaving voice as he passed his dressing room.
“There, there!” came the voice again.
Next Koichi jumped in surprise as he heard a hard thumbing sound.
“No, no, you haven’t got it.”
Another harsh sound.
“Oh god, Ryo… Ah, do something.”
Koichi bit his lip. It felt really awkward to be standing there, but even so he couldn’t really make himself move to leave the place. Tackey voice was heavy and rushed, leaving little to the imagination.
“No, no,” Tackey sighed. “To the left. Left. There, there it is.”
Who would have thought - they do it rough like that…
“Yes, come on. Smash it. Hard!”
Koichi grinned, thinking of several ways to tease Tackey with this as he finally continued on his way.
*in the dressing room*
“Oh my god,” Tackey sighed in relief. “Shit… did you get it?”
“Yes,” Ryo sighed, sounding unnerved. “Really, Tackey. That was one tiny spider. You easily could have killed it yourself.”
Tackey bit his lip. “Spiders are ewwwww.”
“Whatever,” Ryo answered, shaking his head. “I’ll get rid of that one.”
“Yes, thanks,” Tackey nodded thankfully.
As Ryo left the dressing room to get to the nearest toilet he saw Koichi in the hallway.
“Hi, Koichi-kun,” he greeted the other.
Koichi turned around and blushed slightly. “Oh, why hello, there.”
“How are you doing?” Ryo asked cheerfully.
“Fine, thank you. That was… a neat job in there,” Koichi commented, nodding towards the dressing room.
“Oh, you heard that, huh?” Ryo muttered, blushing slightly.
“That would have been pretty hard to overhear,” Koichi shrugged.
“Yeah, well, Tackey gets too ravelled up sometimes.”
“It’s okay,” Koichi told him, clasping his shoulder.
“Well, I don’t think it’s okay,” Ryo answered with a frown. “Next time, he can finish it by himself, really.”
With that Ryo slid into the sanitary rooms, leaving a blinking Koichi behind.
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“Now, that’s what you call a tent.”
Kame blinked at the voice. Wasn’t that Tackey’s? He turned his head back and forth, but he couldn’t see anyone.
“Ne?” Ryo’s voice rang.
“I have to admit, it’s impressive,” Tackey said excitedly.
“Thank you,” Ryo answered.
Kame swished his head again, then blinked at the window.
Outside?
Unfortunately, the glass had been covered so you couldn’t see through. Only the voices could be heard.
“Need a hand with that?” Tackey asked playfully.
“Sure, come here.”
Kame’s eyes went wide.
Oh my god. They are… they’re really…? Out there?
“Do you think it’s safe here?” Tackey asked.
“Don’t worry, I’ve done this before. It’s fun. Trust me.”
Having heard enough, Kame left the scene as fast as he could.
*outside*
“Why do you camp at the agency?” Tackey asked pointedly.
“Well, when I work reeeeaaaaaaally late and I have to come back very early, I just sleep in this tent. It’s quick to set up and it’s a good shelter.”
“It’s still weird,” Tackey commented.
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“Fuck, stop ignoring me!” Tackey demanded.
“What do you want?” Ryo shot back.
Higashiyama blinked in surprise at the closed door of the dressing room.
“If you will just listen - for five minutes,” Tackey requested intensely. “Just give me five minutes. Then, if you still want to, you can go and I’ll never look at you again.”
“Fine, then, what do you have to say?” Ryo wanted to know.
“Nothing,” Tackey sighed out. “Nothing but that I love you.”
“We’ve had that,” Ryo told him. “It’s just… it won’t work.”
“Why?” Tackey asked, sounding frustrated. “How would you know?”
“We’ve talked about it,” Ryo retorted. “It’s no good. You’re my superior and…”
“The fuck I am,” Tackey shot out. “And even if I were - so?”
“Look, we…”
“I love you… I want you.”
“Oh god,” Ryo dragged out. “Please, just leave already.”
“Say it, then,” Tackey dared him. “Say you don’t have feelings for me. That you don’t desire me just as much as I desire you.”
“Don’t you get it?” Ryo asked. “It doesn’t matter. It’s just not right. We… just can’t do it.”
“Oh no?”
Higashiyama tilted his head as a longer silence filled the room.
“No, please,” Ryo sighed. “Stop… we can’t…”
“Oh god, I want you so bad…”
“Ah…”
Frowning, Higashiyama opened the door without knocking.
“What is going on in here?” he asked.
Then he blinked as he saw Ryo and Tackey sitting opposite each other, a small table between them, both guys having a cigarette in one hand. The two men blinked at the intruder.
“We were trying out the text of a drama scene,” Ryo explained, waving with the script. “It’s totally cheesy, though.”
“Yeah, and way too plain,” Tackey agreed, putting out his cigarette. “I have to talk to the director about this.”
“You can tell him I’m not wearing those pants either,” Ryo muttered.
“I’ll deliver the message,” Tackey assured him. “Ah, this is perfect. Higashi-san can take you out for dinner.”
Ryo gave him a pointed look. “You still don’t trust me to eat by myself.”
“That’s totally not the point,” Tackey assured him. “Just eat with him, okay?”
“Fine,” Ryo sighed.
“Well then, Higashi-san,” Tackey addressed the confused man. “I’ll entrust Ryo to you. Please take good care of him.”
With that he left. Higashiyama merely shrugged, then smiled at Ryo.
“So… Okonomiyaki?”
“Yummy!” Ryo exclaimed happily as he hopped onto his feet.
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Okay, this is it. I wonder if it's any good, but I tried my best to wrap my thoughts up in pictures. I hope you enjoyed it. ^____^