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So I have completed Linda's prompt for me, which was a fic about Kingsley training Tonks.

I don't think she had an 87 11 page one shot in mind, but linda_lupos, that's what you got!

Title: The Trainee

Word Count: 2,302

Characters: Tonks, Kingsley, Scrimegour, Amelia Bones.

Ships: None.

Summary: Kingsley meets his new assignment - Nymphadora Tonks.

Rating: PG.
( The Thrainee )

I've devised a list of crack theories for book seven - that is, theories that I feel are highly implausible, some even quite humorous, but they won't go away until I write them down.

The Weasleys (Prewetts?) are descended from Godric Gryffindor.

Why it almost works: The  Weasleys are as Gryffindor as it gets, from the good points to the bad, and ( Read more... )

The cut better work.

Poll Half Blood Prince Poll

Title: The Undeath

Characters: Remus, Tonks, Hermione, Ginny, Harry, Ron, Fred, George

Author: Author By Night

Genre: Dark parody

Rating: PG-13 for dark humor

Summary: Remus’s soul is being tragically ripped from his innocent skeleton. To make matters worse, Tonks is pregnant. Oh noes!!!!! 
Notes: A parody of (bad) Remus angstfic. However, it's ( Read more... )

More ficcage!

Seasonal Cycle

And the seasons they go 'round and 'round
And the painted ponies go up and down
We're captive on the carousel of time

Joni Mitchell, Circle Game

Author’s Note: The idea to write a fic based on the seasons comes partially from a challenge at the Livejournal community rt_challenge. Comparing life to seasons was, of ( Read more... )