The Shitty Repairman
So I'm working out of this guy's house while I'm on hiatus from the AIDS Walk. He has an alarm system which started malfunctioning last week, and he called to get a repairman out. They scheduled an appointment for today between 12 and 1. So I get to work this morning at 8:30, and five minutes later the repairman knocks on the door. I let him in, and he asks where the main security box is. We determine that it's probably in Todd's bedroom. Todd is still asleep at this point, so I knock on the door and Todd wakes up. In the meantime the repairman asks to use the bathroom, which is located in the home office room that I'm using. So the repairman takes a ver long dump that stinks up my office, and when he gets out Todd says 'I thought you were coming between 12 and 1 o'clock'. The repairman looks at his schedule and says, 'Oh, you're right! I'll be back in a couple of hours.' So he leaves, and I air the house out, and go into the bathroom myself to discover that his dump clogged the toilet up! WTF?!