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FUCK ThE PO-LICE FUCK THE PO-LICE FUCK THE PO-LICE FUCK!!!!!
I just lied my ass out of an MIP tonight. i actually lied at first, giving a false name and birthdate, but then they checked up on that shit! can you believe that?? anyway, i felt the pressure and fessed up. thankfully, there wasnt a lot of teamwork going on in this band of pigs and after trying to intimidate me into talking, they let me go.
LESSON: the bacon will try to scare you. they will try to make you talk. about ANYTHING. don't say shit. Look them in the eye, nod if necessary, but dont say ANYTHING. A miscommunication got me off the hook, though it was after 45 minutes of tension and lots of threats of jail time. BE STRONG, don't rat yourself out.
I hid my ID in the kitchen drawers so they had no solid evidence of my age. I suggest you do not bring IDs with you anywhere unless you're driving.
Police are not geniuses, they are retard normal ass people, many from the military, so they can't tell a intoxicated person from a priest. Do not fear them. Be polite, be still, be silent and you will not go to the iron buttsex.
FUCK THE POLICE,
I just lied my ass out of an MIP tonight. i actually lied at first, giving a false name and birthdate, but then they checked up on that shit! can you believe that?? anyway, i felt the pressure and fessed up. thankfully, there wasnt a lot of teamwork going on in this band of pigs and after trying to intimidate me into talking, they let me go.
LESSON: the bacon will try to scare you. they will try to make you talk. about ANYTHING. don't say shit. Look them in the eye, nod if necessary, but dont say ANYTHING. A miscommunication got me off the hook, though it was after 45 minutes of tension and lots of threats of jail time. BE STRONG, don't rat yourself out.
I hid my ID in the kitchen drawers so they had no solid evidence of my age. I suggest you do not bring IDs with you anywhere unless you're driving.
Police are not geniuses, they are retard normal ass people, many from the military, so they can't tell a intoxicated person from a priest. Do not fear them. Be polite, be still, be silent and you will not go to the iron buttsex.
FUCK THE POLICE,