[Voice]

Adler's forgotten all the tricks I taught him, and my dog is missing. My cane, too.

If this is a joke, it isn't fucking funny.

So, the attic is totally an awesome nest for Adler now. Giant!

Pretty cool, huh?

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So, looks like Adler II might need a new name! One that works for a new mom, y'know?

And I'll need to find... about five other cute names, too.

Hahaha, this is awesome! The babies will look so cute!

I'll take a picture of his her little nest in a bit!

[Voice post]

Hahaha! So, guess what! I totally taught Adler to sing the Preußenlied! Listen!

[There's some chirping that could roughly be the tune of the Preußenlied. Roughly. Mostly it sounds like chirping. Soon enough Prussia comes back.]

I know, fucking amazing, right?! Adler is so fucking awesome! Hahaha--

[And Prussia's laughter is cut off ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO AWESOME

WEST I NEED LIKE FIVE BAGS OF BIRDSEED OKAY

YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME?! BEING ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY IS AWESOME!!!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BUYING STUPID GIFTS OR ROMANTIC POETRY OR ANY OF THAT STUPID CRAP HAHAHAHA

MAN I LOVE BEING ALONE!!! IT'S WAY TOO FUN!!!!! WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF ANYONE ELSE?!

...

can birds eat chocolate?

[The post is topped by a picture of female Prussia, clearly taken by herself by holding the camera at arm's length. If nothing else, the complete lack of focus attests to that. She's in a blue summer dress, the delicate effect ruined entirely by her heavy black combat boots. Adler is perched on her head ( Read more... )

Man, yesterday was weird. Does that sort of shit happen a lot? Because if I have to smell West's cologne all the time I'm gonna go nuts ( Read more... )

Hahaha! So this is the awesome city, huh?! Well, it's not half as awesome as me!

Listen, serfs. I'm the glorious Prussia, and you will kneel at my feet!!!

...Now can anyone tell me where to find birds around here? Or birdseed? Hurry with it! Adler's lonely!