Meme stolen from Caffienekitty: Fandom Character Questions
Choose twelve characters from your fandoms in random order, then answer the following questions. Do not look at the questions beforehand. (or assign to numbers randomly)
1. Dean Winchester
2. Tony DiNozzo
3. Harry Potter
4. Sam Winchester
5. Tim McGee
6. Draco Malfoy
7. Bobby Singer
8. L. J. Gibbs
9. Severus Snape
10. Ellen Harvelle
11. Ziva David
12. Nymphadora Tonks
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Ooh...a toughie right off the bat. On the one hand, I could see Draco as a professor, but only the fanon versions of the character - I don't think he has the patience to be a teacher, based on how he is in canon. On the other hand, Ziva's a trained assassin...so...it's rather six of one and half a dozen on the other. But since I've got to pick one, I think I'd go with Ziva - there's actually a scene in NCIS where she's attempting to teach some of the other agents how to throw a knife, so, yeah, I could see her as a professor before I could see Draco in the same role.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
From the neck down, he's absolutely stunning. However, sideburns aside, from the neck up he's too much 'lost little boy' for my tastes. So, I'd say a solid 8 out of 10.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Tonks sends Gibbs on a mission? Someone slap me before I write the crossover! Anywhozits, it'd probably be something ultra-hush-hush, but not lethal. Hmm... Must brain some more on this one - I'll come back to it in a bit.
Back. Now I've got mental images of Tonks on caffeine. Bad brain.
Still no clue what sort of mission Tonks would send Gibbs on, but I'm sure that whatever it was would be a success. Gibbs doesn't fail often.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
No, I'm not going with the obvious choice of Advanced Potions (or whatever the hell the name of the book was in HBP) - since he failed to pack it up and move it to his new office when he finally made the DADA position, I doubt he'd even really thought about the book in a good long while. Hmm... What with how long he carried a torch for Lily, though, I'm sure he had a romantic streak a mile wide, so I'm going to say his favorite book (not that he'd admit as much on pain of death) would have been Gone With the Wind. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Oooh. *purr* Either mental image does pleasant things to my insides, but - leaving out the whole magic factor - I'd say it would make the most sense for Draco to swear fealty to Tony; after all, Tony's about ten years older than Draco (and could always shoot him if he failed to comply).
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Tim should definitely go with Ellen as his roomie - she'd no doubt make sure he got fed on a regular basis and there'd be no danger of cauldron fumes corroding his computers.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Tony, Bobby, and Tonks at dinner, huh? Well...They're all after basically the same thing - making the world a better place - so they'd probably discuss the similarities in their jobs (hunting monsters, hunting dark wizards, and hunting normal human slime really aren't all that different from one another when you stop to think about it). Tony and Bobby might get side-tracked onto a discussion about cars, though, and undoubtedly Tony would make some sort of comment to Tonks that she'd either find uproariously funny or offensive enough to hex the poor man. As to where they'd eat...Hmm...Probably Italian - pasta always goes well with conversation.
8. 4 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Sam challenges Ellen? To a duel? Well, until a couple of episodes ago, Sam would have gotten his ass kicked. Now that poor Ellen's been killed, he'd not only get his ass kicked, but he'd also lose his gun and wind up flung against a wall and held there at some point.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would she get it back?
If Dean stole something of Gibbs'? OMFG. I don't think I wanna think too hard on this 'un - Gibbs'd probably just shoot Dean and have done with it.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Smoke on the Moon - obviously, it'd have to be a crossover story, likely with time-travel as a major component. Way-definitely AU. Tonks wants Remus (which she had for a short while), and I'm pretty sure that what Bobby wants most is to not have killed his wife. It'd be tricky to get it to work, but might be worth reading if anyone wants to give it a go.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 3 and 1 to work together?
Um...Do I hafta answer this one? Can't ya just read my crossovers over at ff.net? I mean, well, I've wrote this already. Moving on...
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I like to think we'd get along okay - Bobby reminds me rather strongly of a demon-hunting version of my dad (at least until the wheelchair-thing happened), right down to the perpetual presence of the ball cap. He'd probably consider me nuts - harmless, but nuts nonetheless.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Any task or service? Can it just be service? Yes, I went there. I've got a thing for dark hair and green eyes - sue me.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Not that I'm aware of, but I'm still relatively new to the NCIS fandom.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Tony'd side with Tim, hands-down. They're partners, after all, and Sam (though he may technically be listed as 'deceased') is still a wanted felon.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"Die, you sons-a-bitches!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
I Love to Watch a Woman Dance by The Eagles
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Dean would win that fight. He's got quicker reflexes, he's not a klutz, and I'm not too sure Draco would even know what a scallion pancake was.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Though I can't see Tony hitting on Ellen (at least, not for-real - maybe as part of a case, bet, or dare), he wouldn't really need to use a line; he'd smile at her.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Hacking. Seriously, it's gonna catch up to him one of these days.
21. What is 6's secret?
That he isn't possibly as spineless and cowardly as canon made him out to be? I dunno...by now, Draco ain't got a whole helluva lotta secrets left, fanon or canon.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
In a flat-out footrace, Ziva'd win. If magic were thrown into the mix, Snape'd just apparate to the finish line.
23. Between 7 and 3 , who would most likely become your friend?
Though Harry's closer to my own age - not to mention I want to do some seriously naughty things to him - I think I'd probably have a better rapport with Bobby.
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Face, meet Palm. Palm, meet Face. Damn it, don't I already have enough fuckin' plot bunnies to deal with???
'The Edge of Reason'.
And if I can't nominate myself to write it, I'd have to say Caffienekitty would need to give it a go (even though I've no idea if she follows NCIS or not).
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Oooh...another toughie...Gibbs or Bobby? Bobby or Gibbs? Well, if it was a SPN-verse bad neighborhood, I'd have to go with Bobby, but if it was the NCIS-verse, then I'd be okay with Gibbs. The real world? Hmm... Can I have both? Please?
1. Dean Winchester
2. Tony DiNozzo
3. Harry Potter
4. Sam Winchester
5. Tim McGee
6. Draco Malfoy
7. Bobby Singer
8. L. J. Gibbs
9. Severus Snape
10. Ellen Harvelle
11. Ziva David
12. Nymphadora Tonks
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Ooh...a toughie right off the bat. On the one hand, I could see Draco as a professor, but only the fanon versions of the character - I don't think he has the patience to be a teacher, based on how he is in canon. On the other hand, Ziva's a trained assassin...so...it's rather six of one and half a dozen on the other. But since I've got to pick one, I think I'd go with Ziva - there's actually a scene in NCIS where she's attempting to teach some of the other agents how to throw a knife, so, yeah, I could see her as a professor before I could see Draco in the same role.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
From the neck down, he's absolutely stunning. However, sideburns aside, from the neck up he's too much 'lost little boy' for my tastes. So, I'd say a solid 8 out of 10.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Tonks sends Gibbs on a mission? Someone slap me before I write the crossover! Anywhozits, it'd probably be something ultra-hush-hush, but not lethal. Hmm... Must brain some more on this one - I'll come back to it in a bit.
Back. Now I've got mental images of Tonks on caffeine. Bad brain.
Still no clue what sort of mission Tonks would send Gibbs on, but I'm sure that whatever it was would be a success. Gibbs doesn't fail often.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
No, I'm not going with the obvious choice of Advanced Potions (or whatever the hell the name of the book was in HBP) - since he failed to pack it up and move it to his new office when he finally made the DADA position, I doubt he'd even really thought about the book in a good long while. Hmm... What with how long he carried a torch for Lily, though, I'm sure he had a romantic streak a mile wide, so I'm going to say his favorite book (not that he'd admit as much on pain of death) would have been Gone With the Wind. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Oooh. *purr* Either mental image does pleasant things to my insides, but - leaving out the whole magic factor - I'd say it would make the most sense for Draco to swear fealty to Tony; after all, Tony's about ten years older than Draco (and could always shoot him if he failed to comply).
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Tim should definitely go with Ellen as his roomie - she'd no doubt make sure he got fed on a regular basis and there'd be no danger of cauldron fumes corroding his computers.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Tony, Bobby, and Tonks at dinner, huh? Well...They're all after basically the same thing - making the world a better place - so they'd probably discuss the similarities in their jobs (hunting monsters, hunting dark wizards, and hunting normal human slime really aren't all that different from one another when you stop to think about it). Tony and Bobby might get side-tracked onto a discussion about cars, though, and undoubtedly Tony would make some sort of comment to Tonks that she'd either find uproariously funny or offensive enough to hex the poor man. As to where they'd eat...Hmm...Probably Italian - pasta always goes well with conversation.
8. 4 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Sam challenges Ellen? To a duel? Well, until a couple of episodes ago, Sam would have gotten his ass kicked. Now that poor Ellen's been killed, he'd not only get his ass kicked, but he'd also lose his gun and wind up flung against a wall and held there at some point.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would she get it back?
If Dean stole something of Gibbs'? OMFG. I don't think I wanna think too hard on this 'un - Gibbs'd probably just shoot Dean and have done with it.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Smoke on the Moon - obviously, it'd have to be a crossover story, likely with time-travel as a major component. Way-definitely AU. Tonks wants Remus (which she had for a short while), and I'm pretty sure that what Bobby wants most is to not have killed his wife. It'd be tricky to get it to work, but might be worth reading if anyone wants to give it a go.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 3 and 1 to work together?
Um...Do I hafta answer this one? Can't ya just read my crossovers over at ff.net? I mean, well, I've wrote this already. Moving on...
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I like to think we'd get along okay - Bobby reminds me rather strongly of a demon-hunting version of my dad (at least until the wheelchair-thing happened), right down to the perpetual presence of the ball cap. He'd probably consider me nuts - harmless, but nuts nonetheless.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Any task or service? Can it just be service? Yes, I went there. I've got a thing for dark hair and green eyes - sue me.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Not that I'm aware of, but I'm still relatively new to the NCIS fandom.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Tony'd side with Tim, hands-down. They're partners, after all, and Sam (though he may technically be listed as 'deceased') is still a wanted felon.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"Die, you sons-a-bitches!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
I Love to Watch a Woman Dance by The Eagles
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Dean would win that fight. He's got quicker reflexes, he's not a klutz, and I'm not too sure Draco would even know what a scallion pancake was.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Though I can't see Tony hitting on Ellen (at least, not for-real - maybe as part of a case, bet, or dare), he wouldn't really need to use a line; he'd smile at her.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Hacking. Seriously, it's gonna catch up to him one of these days.
21. What is 6's secret?
That he isn't possibly as spineless and cowardly as canon made him out to be? I dunno...by now, Draco ain't got a whole helluva lotta secrets left, fanon or canon.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
In a flat-out footrace, Ziva'd win. If magic were thrown into the mix, Snape'd just apparate to the finish line.
23. Between 7 and 3 , who would most likely become your friend?
Though Harry's closer to my own age - not to mention I want to do some seriously naughty things to him - I think I'd probably have a better rapport with Bobby.
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Face, meet Palm. Palm, meet Face. Damn it, don't I already have enough fuckin' plot bunnies to deal with???
'The Edge of Reason'.
And if I can't nominate myself to write it, I'd have to say Caffienekitty would need to give it a go (even though I've no idea if she follows NCIS or not).
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Oooh...another toughie...Gibbs or Bobby? Bobby or Gibbs? Well, if it was a SPN-verse bad neighborhood, I'd have to go with Bobby, but if it was the NCIS-verse, then I'd be okay with Gibbs. The real world? Hmm... Can I have both? Please?